WendyT

I heard that on the radio today, yes it was QR77, very sad :crybaby:

What's the difference between the San Jose Sharks and a Bra? The Bra has 2 cups!

When the Fire Dept showed up to my house back in Feb 08, they got to my house before the medics did. They cleaned the cat litter off my front steps and boy did they do a dam good job if I say so myself. Incase you want to know, the cat litter prevents you from slipping on the ice that build itself up during the winter, it would melt and then freeze again, that's a chinook for you :wink:

Funny you should mention about flashers, saw this on tv last night. Guy opens coat to this woman, and she looks at it and he says, so what do you think, she says, you call that a penis? :oops: The poor guy closes up and walks away.

Does spenac have a heart, does blood pore through his veins, does anyone care to notice? He feels your hate, he feels the stabbing in his back, he just wants to be reconsidered. Will this thread ever die, will it need cpr, will it burn in hell, who can tell? :roll: Rest in Peace, Ole Buddy!!

If you want to make a life at it (Paramedic), perhaps you should move to Calgary, Alberta. As we are in short supply of Medics. http://www.calgary.ca/portal/server.pt/gat...vices/index.htm http://www.calgary.ca//docgallery/BU/EMS/2...it_brochure.pdf

Obviously you didn't see the kind of gun the moron's wife was carrying, or did you?

Do most other carriers carry a 2x4 chunk of wood on their shoulder, just because another ambulance outfit is judgemental on the aspects of whose side are we on? Must be, is that always the case, of course and if it brings us to the Mother, Jugs and Speed theory, right on!! I like the Grand-Daddy's response-Dust. at least I know you have a good head on your shoulders. :wink:

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=32931631 Think you could do that to an ambulance??

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Wouldn't it be shocking enough if the medic who opened the ambulance door is a member of Emt city and he reads this, think how this is going to look for him or perhaps someone on here is a friend or a partner of his, tells him how we think about all of this. Let's hope the message is LOUD AND CLEAR to him/them.

Actually it is, it means to saturate to the deepest measure, that's what it says in my Dictionary. Websters New Compact Office for the smart and highly Intelligent. lmao The clearest, most concise definitions / Over 60,000 entries / The most up-to-date comprehensive language coverage. :tongue3:

Supersaturatarianizm

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles .

How about those veins that collapse, sometimes when the lab says to people like us, stop asking for the butterfly needle. I never did, but I got poked 5 times, before they gave it to me. So I told them the next time I see you and you can't get it on the first try I'm leaving. Yes James, this medic took his glove off so he could find my vein. The medic who worked on me back in Feb, did an AWESOME job!!

AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! (We ALL know someone. . .ahem. . . that suffers from this!) Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.... Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

I'm like a big kid, I support Special Olympic's, because I have friends who are mentally challenged. I see past the challenged and I recognize them as people first. My company that laid dormant for way to long is slowly making it's come back. Jingle Jangle Jewelry has been around for quite sometime, and instead of giving candy to kids at halloween, I make special necklaces with a magnet backing on it, just incase they get caught on something, it will pull away from the child. *Safety First*. When Katrina hit, many people were without a lot of stuff, I made over 50 necklaces and gave them to a friend who went down there as a relief in the Red Cross. She made someone's day. Last year she died from Breast cancer, now coming up this summer, I hope to make necklaces to help support Breast Cancer, as a way to give back in her memory. For Alyssa, how many girl friends does she have, it's not the amount of people she knows, I can make quite a few and ship them off to wherever they have to go. A little bit of me goes into doing this because I care. I have over 15 people willing and ready to spring into action if need arises to prove that this is true about my work. I have business cards, it's not to drum up business to just make a dollar or two. I dont make a living at this, if someone bought them from me, the money goes back into making more jewelry. my main intentions is to say that someone cares, and that my dear is who I am. I think of Alyssa as a new niece, even though she has plenty of Aunts, I'm sure. But when I make a new friend, it's Hi, I'm Aunty Wendy, glad to meet you.

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Richard B said Treat the patients, UPGRADE the machines, read the maps, and trust dispatch, just not totally.

A couple went to a costume party in unusual costumes. He had an Army shirt and Helmet. She wore Army pants and Combat boots. They went as Upper and Lower GI's.

Hey I never said I was kidnapped, If you look at cityhall, the muslims own land, they want their own compound so its only for people of the muslim faith, sounds kinda stupid. Sillyhall isnt to happy about it, but they have land, they should be allowed to build it. Perhaps war will start here, and the city of Edmonton's famous hockey team the Edmonton Oilers will be the first to go, hey it's just my opinion and it's a good one, dammit! Ah Ruff, you're just to kind, when do you not read to the end where the letters AF stands for April fools on the first page. Here let me show you . . . They want to put me in a witness protection program, here's the deal, I will take it like a man, I mean a woman. AF :tongue:

You know the saying being in an area at the wrong time/wrong place. There was a double homicide in the NE part of our city, in the middle of Jan, the witnesses said they saw a white van leave the scene, they said this van had damage to both sides of the vehicle. But none of those stupid bitches could ever remember the Big Black Escalade that was parked out front, the big tall guy who stood aprox; 6'4 and had his gun turned sideways as he blew these other 2 away, even today the cops say it wasn't gang related. BS! When I got home, I was to scared to call the police because of what it was I saw. It's hard when you see 2 black men being shot, one was shot in the face and the other shot and I counted 12 times everywhere on his body. I did finally notify the cops, this is something you will never forget, but one thing I do know, we are less than 2 bad people gone. The vehicle that was involved was an Escalade, a big black very expensive SUV. Where I was sitting, I was parked in the side alley and saw only partial of what was going down. So here's the deal ever seen something when you shouldnt have, ever been held at gun point and had your flipping life threatened. They want to put me in a witness protection program, here's the deal, I will take it like a man, I mean a woman. AF I almost forgot, I'm not supposed to talk about it, well the cops are not going to find out about it, the guys in deep shit dont know this place. For what I said here, isnt nearly enough of what else I know, so please comment.

Feb 16th 08 I was taken by ambulance to the hospital with IV and oxygen, because my sats were in the 70's. I was fighting every night to get comfortable and trying to breathe, sleeping was the pits, I know I was dehydrated. I started with a cough that got worse and sleeping flat was not the answer. I started to take my asthma meds, didnt help. Friday I get to the hospital and I sat in a wheelchair with oxygen from 6:30pm till 12:45am and at that time I got a reclining chair, because all the beds were taken because of the superbug that hit Calgary. I was in the ED from 12:45am til noon and finally got a bed, was in hospital for a good week, they told me if I left it any longer I would be in intensive care or better yet, dead. So where she was coming from, not being able to breathe, I forgot a lot of things to tell the medics to, but of course I couldnt talk to well at all either.

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This is not for the faint of heart, this is really nasty, but have you ever come across something like this in your field. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nLtrG8omQI&rel=1