WendyT

take it, my cats will have something to do, I leave my husband, you can have him. :twisted:

Then why call EMS, remember you said; ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. It's not like your going to change their mind anytime soon over the slitting of their wrists. Theresa said a medic partner I think of hers said he showed a patient the correct way of slitting and now he's serving time. It's not only people in general doing this, medics who are burnt out do it too, does that make them anyless of a human being? Those who actually do it leave no note behind and several days later you find them when someone calls and says the apartment 1 floor above has a smell coming from it and you find a rotting corpse.

take it, I love anything gold . . .take my ladybug costumes complete with red tights, for hallowsEVE, something Ak would look lovely in :wink:

Don't worry you maynot be catholic, but I am. :wink:

I think you missed what Arizonaffcep said, I immagine that a more accurate saying would be "medics are the closest things to doctors/surgeons in the field." How Long Could You Survived Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velocirraptor? Take the challenge. http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/

You think your appalled, I'm appalled at my niece and her fiance over this, well I'm not going to their wedding, which will be in Jamaica in Dec 08. Oh they were too kind to invite my nephew into it, he's from my sister in law's side. I happened to mention to them about this and they didn't care and so I said who am I to you, chopped liver on rye? Anyways that was on facebook, not myspace. I guess the name Aunty means nothing to them,

Thank you close to is what I ment and lmfao omg

take it, I need all the goo gone I can get, how about a bottle of aspirin enough to last you a year. :wink:

Read my blog there is a statement I wrote, perhaps if we did something, knew before hand, would he still be alive? I attended a funeral wednesday for an 18 yr old who committed, his uncle found him the next day in the garage. There was no letter, except for the one the ex-girl friend wrote to him. I watched as his mother held the box in which his cremated remains were as she kissed her only child one last time. You may be angry how stupid people are when they do stupid things like this, but where's your compassion, didn't God or buddha or whatever you believe teach you anything. I may not understand where it is you come from or are coming from, or what ground you hide in but like you I'm angry too, but I'm also sad because my friend had to bury her son, who was hurting and I guess he made the wrong decision in life. So what does this tell us, it tells us that NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, DON'T PROCEED TO DO HARM TO YOURSELF, REACH OUT-WE ARE HERE FOR YOU. www.snodgrassfuneralhomes.com under the name: Cody Grier found in Service Annoucments

If you look at it this way Dust, no matter the shortage where ever, I know 2 guys that were medics gave up the field to become cops, because we now have a gang problem in our city, they graduate soon. As for the Doctors who knows what they were thinking, wasn't there a medic on here who was going to school to become a doctor. Anyway Medic's are almost like surgeons/doctors in the field.

I vote that Dustdevil be Prez of the good ole USA and Akflight be his sidekick. I over heard at one of our hospital's, 2 doc's saying that in a few yrs time, more and more doc's will be working ambulance because of the shortage in personnel.

This video clearly states that this person who is about to gut this guy's shoulder out with a very large knife, perhaps should have their head examined. I've heard horror stories and watched other videos such as this. A friend of mine, her son went to the hospital by ambulance, because of the huge boil on his backside and the pain as he puts it, unbearable and something else was wrong but it wasn't mentioned and when the doctor lanced it it was like a fountain of pus shooting out. And it left a crator and so it was packed with gauze soaked Iodine. http://www.machovideo.com/video/Bursting_z...h_a_knife_8607/

Who invented the light bulb to begin with? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Edison When the bulb explodes how to remove it without cutting one's fingers . . . cut a potato in half, take the other half and screw it into the broken bulb and twist and the bulb will come out.

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Given factor's since he was stung so many times that makes the epi-pen not nearly helpful enough and benedryl pills or liquid? Sweating profusedly, throat closing, given the distance of him mowing the lawn from his house, running to his house only makes the venom work faster against him. So I can see why it's not working, to many bee's, had it only been one or 3 bee's it might work. But a whole swarm is not good. I'm surprised he's NOT dead yet! :wink:

Since we are all mature on here, one of the members on here told me that when he masterbated that he was bleeding after that, so I asked why that is, since he's a medic the answer should be obvious. He said that he just kept going till there as nothing left, so is that a good thing? :oops:

Probably drank liquid cleaner, depending on the symptoms, the babysitter wasn't watching the child.

That's a good wake up call never to let anything such as that go, my pneumonia was bad in feb, my sats were in the 70's. But who knew it was that, it was just a dumb cough, couldn't sleep lying down. As for your baby, yes he or she should be rechecked. In my heart there lies a thought that no matter what it maybe, that by the grace of God, he will bless you and set you free. And if for a moment that you stop and think what could of been, it was his love that was seen.

I don't see it as a step back, I see potenial for this service as a huge outcome, where as you see and it's your opinion, some integrity for them to lose sight of it's true aspect.

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhoea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, 'You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhoea.' Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: 'Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise.' The old man faxed back: 'Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, 'Watch that wall!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE SENILITY PRAYER Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10. oh hell, send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen . . . . I think.

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q.If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q.You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning . Q.Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q.As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget! Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q.Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q.If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A.. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected. Q.Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do ? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q.When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

Heaven forbid to say Paris Hilton, but yeah ok, her! But I would rather be myself. I would like to be wealthy for a day, so I can take what it is I need to help myself, family and friends, then help those less fortunate. I would start at 12AM and at the stroke of midnight the next day it all ends. So everything that I did for the greater good was accomplished.

I can just see it, only 4 outhouses and 50 of you EMS people, :wink:

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He speculated, remember?