greengoddess

3 naked men in a sauna, an American Japanese and Irishman. They hear a beepin sound. The American touches his arm and says "thats my pager I have a microchip under my skin" Then a phone rings and the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says " I have a microchip in my hand". Feeling very low tech, the Irishman went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his ass. He says " oh Jaysus would you look at that Im getting a fax" !!!

A bad parrot accidently swallows his owners viagra pill, disgusted with him the owner puts the rampant parrot in the freezer to cool down. When he returns he finds the parrot sweating. "Why are you sweating he asks him'? The parrots answers, "have you any idea how hard it trying to open the legs of a frozen chicken!!!"

Man goes to Doctor and says "help me ive got a steering wheel stuck down my pants" Doctors asks "how the hell did that happen" "dont know" man replies... "but its driving me nuts"