WendyT

Will Smith in Men in Black, says: I make this look good!

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply Work is for people who don't know how to fish. IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? -------->Bushy :wink: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail. This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way. How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks! If something goes without saying, LET IT! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I've ever made. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute, honey! Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? ________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________ A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER! * * * * * On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan: CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP! KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. * * * * * From the bottom plate of a lap top: DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF! * * * * * Sign at a beach: The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. We apologize for any inconvenience caused. * * * * * “Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window: Look! Our new baby is on our car! * * * * * At a zoo in Thailand: Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool. * * * * * Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: "Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash." * * * * * From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students: My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes. On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel: Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind! A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply: No limit on sex. On the box for a toy microphone called "ECHO MIKE:" Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together! On a sports drink bottle: Pocari Sweat Refreshment water ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ www.AskBillyBob.com Bouncing Baby Buggy Bumpers, try and say this fast 5 times.

Ok if you cant afford to own a cell phone or there is no service where you are, pretend like everyone else that you have one, drive around with your hand stuck to your ear. :wink:

"Are you the police?" "No m'am, we're musicians..." (also a nice one if someone asks the stupid question, "are you the paramedics?" :wink:

Did you know the image on your cell phone screen reveals clues to your personality? Pick your favorite scene from the following and find out why it rings your bell. CUDDLY ANIMAL- You're a real softy with wells of compassion for the troubles of family, friends-even perfect strangers. You inspire others with your upbeat philosophy of life. LANDSCAPE-You're a hard worker who uses the peaceful pic on your phone to decompress during stressful times. Taking time out also helps you move forward with calm deliberation. CARTOON- You're a person who can juggle several balls at the same time to complete all the tasks in your busy life. But you enjoy escaping back to your happy childhood for a moment. RELIGIOUS SYMBOL-Angels, saints or other spiritual figures are a sign of the faith that's with you at all times. You know a higher power is at work in your life, inspiring your personal values. ABSTRACT SHAPES- You're a creative person who thrives on solving problems with imaginative solutions. Your enthusiasm for life makes you open to new people, projects and ideas. CITY SKYLINE- You're an adventurous soul who's motivated by the excitement and opportunities available in the metropolitan areas. You have the courage it takes to fulfill your wildest dreams. ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ I have 2 (Landscape & Religious Symbol).

$500

Tis the life to be, when the going gets ruff, playing in the mud or racing a fence or two. When it's just a day off, who will get it and who will work it. I'm always housecleaning, laundry is my favorite, yes you heard me correctly, cant stand ironing, so when your dryer is done, be down there when it stops so you can remove the clothing right away. I cant stand this one cat litter, it says one thing and it does another, ok gotta buy the more expensive kind, because it's way better than the cheap stuff. I like shoveling the walks, it gives me a great workout, if I havent keeled over yet from exertion. That's my life on a given day. Building or playing, what's considered your sport?

98. No officer! That beer is Ralph's. No, he's sitting right there! Don't ya see him? In need of a psych evaluation. :sign3: