DwayneEMTP

I've just been notified that I need to report to work an hour and a half late for mandatory training to be followed by a crawfish boil (bole)...sometimes I just don't know how I bear up under the pressure of this assignment...

And why is it that peoples Horoscopes can take up half my friggin' Facebook page but I have to create a 'note' for my two paragraphs because it was longer than 420 characters? (Tell me that some FB stoner didn't pick that max.)

Welcome girl! It's good to have you..

Is it just me, or is the ability to see who left the positive and negative ratings broken? I've been unable to check them on several computers...I think that it's a valuable function.

Hey Girl!! Good to see you!!

Admin...Not sure if you see the spam in CrapMagnet's status update comments?

Admin...Not sure if you see the spam in CrapMagnet's status update comments?

This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. ~George Bernard Shaw

Per Beautiful miss Lee.. "Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.~Unknown" Perfect, right?

Mardi Gras in southern Louisiana...no posts made beyond this point should be considered without that in mind...Just sayin'..

Herbi's post on spam reminded me...does anyone else miss the days of spam when you got unsolicited porn in your email? On the one hand I hated it, but on the other about half of my favorite sexual hangups were delivered serendipitiously from the ozone! I like to think that I'm a glass half full kind of guy...

MG...no worries babe...the drama eventually fines a new path when you choose not to play...unless your a hot chick..in which case, you're screwed...

You know those people that you meet once in a lifetime that....well...are just different, in a really good way? That would be Birchie to a T... (In my profile pic) Love you Birchie...see you soon brother!

You and i wake up in a psych ward using four words what would you say to me. Note if you comment you must post this as your status to see what i would say.

Awesome posts brother. Good to have you! You've been a member for a year? Where the hell have you been hiding??

Ok..Contest is complete here, http://www.emtcity.com/index.php/topic/19641-emtcity-contest/. I hated this so much!!

Finally...at the airport. Got on a flight that puts me home 9hrs earlier than before! Ate a horrible hot dog that was awesome cause it didn't come out of styrofoam....So far, so good!

One more day and a wake-up!! Look out Babs...I hope you've been taking your vitamins..

You know what I wish? I wish that someone would invent something, like, maybe a lotion or a spray...and it could, say, magically, block the sun sort of! See? So that when you run around in a boat on the Gulf of Mexico on a beautiful 75 degree day the sun wouldn't fry your face off... Is that so much to ask?

Second, can ssomeone PM me about seeing who left + or - on certain posts? God knows I've gotten way more +s than I deserve, but there are times when I think I have an opinion that no one else would like or agree with and would be interested to see who did..see what I mean?

First...sorry that my stupid Facebook stuff ends up here. I'm sure I allowed that, but I can't remember how. Second, you are all welcome as my friends if you should be so desparate as to want to add me...

Ok, it's official. I'm tired of taking care of myself. I want to go home now....

Though you don't look old enough to be retired? Retired people are OLD like Herbie, or ParamedicMike, or tniuqs, not kids like us!!

Just sayin'..

I lived for 7 years in Mora MN when I was younger. I loved it, and miss it, but it's friggin' cold!

You will do awesome as a medic, you wait and see. Challenge yourself here. Learn, teach, lead, follow, but always try and stay right at the edge, or just outside of your comfort zone...See you in the forums.

Hey! Where did you go? Still doing EMS? Moved on? Shoot a note and let me know, would you?