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Hey if I only could figure out how to send a dozen chippendales to Teri2, we got it made Brentoli Happy Birthday Teri, remember AGE is just a number, wrinkles above the skin, if you really could be 29 again. :wink:

My ankles are swollen, I take a diuretic and was sweating up a storm today, I felt like I was a waterfall.

Oh that's just great, and I dont have any money to buy a new one. :roll:

Before I was married I was called; Stutterin Lucy Slaughter, and now I'm married, I'm Pantin Dolores Straw. My husband's name is: Pirate Garrick the fashionably late. Looking at the Cutesy Pet Generator: Old name John Mills (husband) Endearing pet name: Hamster Butt. Usage: "Awww, did my little Hamster Butt have a rough day at work?" :wink:

And here I thought you lazed around because you were over tired from dealing with your frequent travelers you pick up or they pick you up. Firemonkey's work the truck when there isnt a call and a medic works the phone for the cute chick who gave him her number. Who here works the hardest? :wink:

Careful there maybe an old lady out there who does . . .

http://spotted.horsecity.com/pages/photo_p...mp;gallery=3514 It doesnt really say what he did, but the looks of it, the surrounding tissue is not healing properly and he may need skin grafting to replace dead tissue or he may end up with amputation of the thumb and half a palm. If he's not careful flesh eating disease could also start. I would for an injury like this soak it in saline to clean the open wound and with a lot of soaked gauze and start an IV, giving him morphine for the pain, and transport ASAP. Vitals at this point are good but could deteriate quite quickly giving the fact it's close to all arteries and infection can set quite quickly, other than what you see here, it's already started.

I can see Ruff changing diapers, hey they arent so bad, just remember to change the garbage everyday. It's like me changing the cats box, it bloody stinks so bad that wearing a mask doesnt help. Puking from a newborn, would love to see Ruff ready for work, then not ready at all, it's just a stain, get over it. I've been spit up on, peed on and it goes to show, man doesnt know how to properly put a diaper on. :wink: Congrats Ruff

ROFLMAO

I've seen that one before, it was interesting, kick ass.

ROFL, my gut is killing me and I read that to my husband . . .lol But I reversed it, so he would get the idea differently.

Oh God this happened to my poor father, I did the same thing, thank goodness it was only one eye but it sure stung like a bitch.

Description: This is for all you caffiene addicts out there! You know your addicted to caffiene when... 1. You are on a first name basis with the baristas at Starbucks. 2. A coffee maker is plugged into your cigarette lighter. 3. You have been made an honorary citizen of Columbia. 4. You havn't slept in 6 days. 5. Its 4 AM and your on facebook... 6. When someone invites you up for coffee after a date and instead you have sex, you feel gypped. 7. When Your heart rate is in triple digits. 8. You got pulled over for speeding while you were parked. 9. You held up a Starbucks. 10. You're employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't work there. 11. Starbucks named their new frappuccino after you. 12. You complain on the board of this group that ANYBODY can taste the difference between a non-fat 140 degree cinnamon dolce latte with almond syrip and extra whip and a 140 degree cinnamon dolce latte with almond syrup, extra whip and soy milk. 13. You actually understood what that meant. 14. You dont drink red bull and vodka because the vodka dilutes the taste. 15. You freshen up your rum with a little coffee. 16. You have a starbucks logo tatoo. 17. You remember the summer of 2001 as the summer of the Raspberry Mocha Chip Frappuccino. 18. You cried when it got discontinued. 19. You brought one of those water cooler jugs to starbucks and told them to fill it with a vanilla bean frappuccino. 20. You got a job at Starbucks to fund your caffiene addiction (Bart)

I'm surprised no one said Bladder infection, kinda dumb giving the fact she's diabetic and some other things present. Now thinking about this, wouldnt you say that her medication interfeared with her depression meds, thus giving false whatever? Still she's unconscious though. That's just my 2 cents worth.

To Mike Did you miss the part I said about IT WASNT MENT TO BE FUNNY, wrong room perhaps. To Michael Yes, Scenarios would be a good start :roll: Someone hitting the water like that would obviously be in bad shape, she was not prepared for it, figuring this blew her ear drums out and her surfacing caused her to be unconscious, she might have an neck injury and could suffer Serious Haemorrhage, because of the pressure in her jump into the water. Because these kids might have moved her, she could suffer from paralysis. Is she breathing, ?

Well buddy where would you like me to put it? That was all I found and I'm surprised that there is no follow up that I know of, that's why I said; PEOPLE NEVER LEARN.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1749073 THIS MAY HAVE BEEN POSTED IN THE WRONG FORUM, AND IT WASNT MENT TO BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE NICE TO KNOW WHAT THE OUTCOME WAS WITH THIS, BECAUSE THAT VIDEO WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A (1)LAWSUIT, (2)TO SHOW OTHER PEOPLE, NOT A GOOD IDEA TO TRY THIS, (3) DID SHE SUFFER ANYTHING FROM IT.

The Calgary Police have one where they process the criminals, they make sure that nothing is wrong and if there is, the medics are there. And if they have to goto the hospital either the cops take them or the medics do.

I'll be shocked if this makes 10 pages :shock: Let's have an orchestra of one, plse . . . :-({|= This is where the dying scene shows a man going down for the last time. Can you hear it?????

Actually Doc, I can help you, since spenac is beyond help, have you ever heard of that word called Retirement? :wink:

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I'm with Ruffems on this, that polarity is BS, I wouldnt pay $1 to see it, makes you people in EMS, look like circus idiots, Spenac should know, he portrayed the bearded lady, it paid for his intuition. Let's just say this was a second job for him.

MD stands for Mental Disorder . . . good topic, Doc!