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I've had similar experiences, especially with the waking up before the call (and this was to a camp radio that wasn't linked in to a scanner system. No chatter beforehand- just waking up and grabbing the radio and my glasses and having it go off before I realized what I was doing) You don't talk about these kinds of things much to other people, because most people go A: you're nuts B: it's coincidence or C: Really? Can you talk to my dead grandmother? Does it help you? Does it hinder you? Depends on how you react to it. Personally I've kind of started to treat it like a patient's history... unless there's enough other pieces for it to make sense or until I discover something else that corresponds with it, it's just another possible piece of information. Might be completely bogus for all I know. So, who thinks I need to head for the padded room? Remember, it's just a theory.... it's actually an interesting blend between philosophy and physics (the boys and gals in the physics labs are starting to play with the idea of fluid time a little bit, which is why I find it fascinating). Who's next? More theories? Ready to stuff my theory in my ears? Wendy CO EMT-B MI EMT-B ================================================================================ I dream of future events, sometimes they will occur now, tomorrow or in the near future. I had a dream that grey ash would fall, this sets forth a volcanic eruption and wipes out a town. People are dead and some have jumped into the sea to avoid being burned. (You are there, you see this, yet it turns out to be a fire out of control). I had another dream, this time I watched a plane crash on top of the ocean. I watched it hit the water 3 times, this playing over and over again. (You are there, by now you are just a bystander watching as if it were a movie in reverse). Wednesday I fell asleep in the afternoon and again I had this eery dream of walking down the road and meeting these ppl, apparently I know them very well. (You start a conversation with them, you dont know what the conversation is). You can call me crazy, you might be able to explain it or it was just a dream, but I will tell you this, whether you are imagining this or are wide awake, it will be the worst nightmare you will wish was only a dream. 6th Sense beyond our imaginations

If you think that's bad, today I was in a drugstore and I was in one of the Isle's looking at some stuff, and along comes this little boy and in his hand he had an interesting stick. He stopped me and asked me what it was, so I took it and looked at it carefully and said where did you get this and he said over there, and I gasped, but was laughing under my breath. I said where's your mother and he said over there talking to the guy behind the counter (pharmacist) and I said well it's a torpedo and he said cool and runs off to tell his mother he has a torpedo and I went back to what I was doing. Not more than 5 minutes goes by and she comes over to give me shitt for giving her son a tampon, and I told her he found it and asked me what it was, I told him I'm not your mom and he persisted to know what it was, so I told him it was a torpedo. She said some not so nice things and I told her, maybe if she was watching what he was doing, we wouldnt be having this immature conversation and I walked away leaving her standing there.

You said the school is fairly new, I would say it has to do with the new smells and this could be causing her some problems. It could also be stress from failing or she just found out she is pregnant

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two lucky gents were Patty and Mike. They were called down to the office and l eft there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files. The doctor came out and motioned for Patty to come in for his questioning. When Patty came into the office he was instructed to sit in the seat across from the doctor. "Patty you know the tradition of this institution so I imagine you know why you are here. You will be asked two questions, and if you get them right, you will be free to go. Do you understand all that you have been told?" said the doctor with a rather sly grin. Patty nodded and the doctor began to question him. The first question was this. "Patty if I was to poke out one of your eyes what would happen?" "I would be half blind of course," Patty answered without much thought. "What would happen if I poked out the other eye?" "I would be completely blind," said Patty knowing that he had just gotten his freedom. The doctor then sent him outside while he drew up the paperwork and accessed Mike’s files. When Patty got into the waiting room however, he told Mike what the questions would be and what the correct answers were. The doctor calls in Mike and he followed the same procedure that he had with Patty. "Mike the first question is what would happen if I cut off your ear?" "I would be blind in one eye," he said remembering what he had been told. This received a perplexed look from the doctor but he just simply asks the other question so that he could figure out what the man was thinking. "Mike, what would happen if I cut off your other ear?" "I would be completely blind," he answered with a smile as if he knew he had passed. But then the doctor asked him what his reasoning was, and he said flatly, "Me hat would fall down over me eyes." ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ Check out this link...http://alt-med-dictionary.com/ ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ Living Will I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case . I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell. Signed this ____ day of ___________ 2005 _______________________________________ Signature _______________________________________ Witness or Family Doctor ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!" Even at my age, I have to right it down. ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. "Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. "We even called up Mavis, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" "Yep." the old man replied, "And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open. ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5.The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3.You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the#1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. ________________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ Ad in local paper REGIONAL HOSPITAL HIRIN RN'S AN DLPN'S COMPETITIVE PAY, GENERAOUS SHIT DIFFERENTIAL.... OH what a differnece an "f" makes LOL ________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________ A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor? "It'll keep the sheets off his legs." ________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________ HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driv ing it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. 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Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride! ________________________________________________________________________________ _______________________ Lesson on Inner peace from Dr. Phil I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel! The man is a Genius!

If you look at the fact that it's based in the UK, maybe there will be a change like it here, or in the USA and maybe elsewhere. Next time you get one of those kinds of ppl, ask them if they have their cards and if they dont then it's not their day to go. If this doesnt appeal to you, who cares because I dont see an improvement here, it's always and I put it lightly ALWAYS going to be a problem and it's NEVER going to get better, so I guess you better get used to it as you have always done before. I want to see to reason, but like these ppl, they are looking for someone to care for them or about them, or you wouldnt be in this business. I've read many a posting and to know where you ppl are coming from, it's a sad world out there and unless you can do away with homelessness, drugs/alcohol/abuse, its always going to be there. God Bless the many talented men and woman who make it their calling to help in a time of need.

Hey Kelly, Guess what?? j/k roflmao

I own the movie on VHS. I hated Harry Fishbine, he was a flippant idiot. Murdoch (Larry Hagman) who was trying to have sex with that girl who was unconscious in the back of the ambulance. lmao Reminds me about a movie that's out there somewhere called Paramedics, 2 hot shot medics who meet this girl who speaks french and not one word of english. These other medics are told to goto this resturant for food poisoning, so they walk up to this guy who is calling the people over the mic to seat them and these guy's say we are here for the person who has food poisoning and the ppl go crazy running out the door. See that's the reaction you mention to a lot of ppl and they will over react and think they've been poisoned, lmao

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(1) Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open. (2)Why is it that when girls wear ski suits, they never ski, when they wear swim suits they never swim. But when they wear a wedding dress they mean business. (3)The honey moon is over when she gets flabby, gabby and crabby (remember you took her for better or worse). (4)The worry cow could have lived till now, if she'd only saved her breath. She feared the hay wouldnt last all day, so she choked herself to death. (5)Nowadays some people are proud of a parking ticket-it proved they found a place to park. (6) If it was going to be easy to raise kids, it would never have started with something called labor. (7) I come before thy throne of grace, and throw myself upon my face. I know that I am but a worm, so step on me God and watch me squirm. (8) Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along came faster rats. (9) Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most! (10) Everytime I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away. (11) Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. (12) Age is NOT important-unless you're a cheese. (13) You are getting old when, after you paint the town red, you need a long rest before you can give it a second coat. (14) Since you've been gone, my diary makes pretty dull reading. Does anybody else have some that we havent heard of yet? These are from Erma Bombeck, very funny lady, may she RIP.

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I liked the gay guy dancing behind the lawn mower, awesome moves!! :lol:/

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Given the details of what you've all said it could be a case of shingles because of the way you described one of the things, because even I've had pain like that and they cant even figure it out because the pain is like that pins and needles in one area. IBS, gerd, even allergic reaction to the medication in such a way is even astonishing, because the way the pain represents itself.

Q: How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? A: "None".... He fell. HOW TO INTERPRET A POLICE REPORT... (1) What the report SAID (2)What the report MEANT (1) While on routine patrol... (2) I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed. (1) The motorist was operating his vehicle in a reckless manner (2) He had a bumper sticker that said "SLOW DOWN-DON'T FEED THE PIGS" (1) The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this officer from doing traffic control (2) It was raining. (1) This officer went out-of-service to obtain intelligence information from a street informant. (2) It was too hot to ride in the car. (1) I observed the suspect acting in a suspicious manner... (2) The dirt-bag let go with an "Oink" as I walked by. (1) Knowing the suspect had a criminal history... (2) He puked on my uniform one night... (1) The informant is of known credibility and has provided reliable information in the past... (2) I've got two theft cases hanging over his head... (1) While being arrested, this subject resisted being injured in the act... (2) He ripped my shirt and broke my new mirror sunglasses... (1) The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations... (2) I wrote one citation for each swearword he used... (1) Upon announcing my title and purpose, I heard a voice from inside the house say "Come in" so this writer entered through the door... (2)The rock music was so loud they wouldn't have heard Patton's army so I kicked in the door. (1) The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy within departmental policies... (2) I sent then to a nonexistent address which I called the "Command Post." (1) I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding... (2) She was a good-looking blonde who owned a liquor store and who was free after my shift was over. (1) The Chief appeared at the scene and took command... (2) I sent him to the same address as the reporters. (1) Further interview of the witness was impossible, due to conditions. (2) It was my bowling night... (1) The motorist eyes were glassy, he had slurred speech, was unsteady on his feet, and smelled strongly of an alcoholic beverage. (2) He was howling at the moon and trying to drive the car from the back seat. (1) Using only enough force to restrain the subject... (2) My favorite song is "Drop-kick me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life" (1) The defendant asked this officer's advice on how to act before the judge at his arraignment... (2) I told him he didn't have the balls to call the judge the same name he called me.

Oral doses of morphine is the way a friend of mine took hers, she had a long acting and a short acting regime. She took hers because she had severe pain in the abdominal cavity area, over growth of the tissue forming from past surgeries. (being opened to much to remove much of the same). I believe narcan wouldnt have been much help because it doesnt stay active for very long, I have read up on it to understand it's uses. There have been days and even weeks she's gone with out, but when she started back up on it, she said it didnt do its job, and I think because she's been on it so long that it's burnt it's pain-free flame out.

Spenac said: But if we have to take everyone why not be able to require payment upfront for the expensive taxi ride, or at least a deposit. I agree that's a very good idea, that's if, what they are complaining about its not serious enough but yet are willing to go by ambulance. You came to their house, you decide what warrants billing, payment now or half, you take cash, debit, credit card. If I sprained my finger you think I'm going to call you guys, no way, I'll find my percocet and splint my own finger and when the pain has subsided, providing I can drive then I'll goto a walk-in clinic and if one isnt open, then I'll wait for tomorrow. I cannot believe people can be so short in the grain and their way of thinking is, if I call an ambulance I'll get in faster.

Connie who? smart ass I was not referring this to ANYONE and Connie is a friend of mine :tongue3:

Your waiting for your fiance and the doctor tells you to suit up/gloves and all, clothes I wore, they thought I was a nurse and there was a trauma coming in, I ran and hid in the my fiance's room, insted of getting him his glass of ice water.

Lunch: Sauté of kidneys on toast, rolled ox tongue. Toast all mulched with kidney fat and blood, tongue gigantic and purple. :shock:

McDonald's here in Calgary has very good coffee, when it rolls over my buds, the flavor is to good to be and the price of a coffee is way better than Starbucks and Timmy's.

Oh come on, if it were you posting this shit, yeah how jovial.

Test for Dementia" "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin 1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. > > > > > > > > 2 Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? > > > > > > > > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3. > > > > > > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? > > > > > > > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4. > > > > > > > > 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"? > > > > > > > > > Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question. > > > > > > > > > 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! Have a blessed day!!!!!!

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