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  1. 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
  2. At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to those normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates. INSTRUCTIONS Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0. 05 Miss Worlds 2.5 Models 463 Wild nymphos 3,234 Good-looking nym
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    Rewards

    In the UK, Dominos pizzas give all uniformed emergency workers 50% discount. McDonalds give us everything they have left at closing time, and sometimes that is a LARGE amount free. Most food shops will call you to the front of the queue to get served if you are in uniform. The local Indian restaurants will give you free drinks with your takeaway meal. We generally get free coffee and tea at most large food chain outlets.
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    Alcohol

    Due to increasing concern that alcohol is bad for you, the Government has decided, as it did with cigarettes, that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the *beep* happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe on heat. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends repeatedly that
  5. Oh I see, In order to take part in this forum I have to meet some self appointed Dustdevil standards?? I think not. This forum is for the use of EMS staff worldwide. I saw no rules on signing up for it stating I had to contribute in any other way than I wanted or needed to. I choose to post jokes because I think that we all have very high stress jobs and to make people laugh or smile may in someway help us all to get through our shifts. You have no right to attack me in the way you have Dust, and it is also a little bit sad on your part that you are keeping some sort of warped tally of
  6. I was feeling low the other day so I called a helpline number I saw on the TV. I got through to a call centre in Pakistan. When I told them I felt suicidal they got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!! :shock:
  7. Im a wee bit cynical about this contest. It's a lot of work for not much of a prize! :? Anyone else feel the same :?:
  8. Then help the drunk get home :shock: http://mistux2.com/misgroup/funnies/drunk/...e%205-20-07.php
  9. Well just imagine how confused us poor old Brits are by all that!! :wink:
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