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THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!.. "And that person was me."..... Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.

You never said anything about wearing a medic alert, you only said (above). 8)

Have you ever wondered how these numbers generate, come down in a sequence and somewhere someplace someone has won mega millions. Quite a few years ago, a man from Quebec actually figured it out, not only did he, but won about 5 times. The people who run 6/49 became suspious as to how this person was doing it. The man in question said at first it was great, then it got even better and to a point it got overwhelming. He had won on his first try and wasnt expecting to win, $1.5 million, on his second try he won 2.4 million, his 3rd he one $800,000, 4th $500,000 and 5th $10 million dollars. By this time lotto 6/49 was onto him about his winnings. The winnings was to good to be true, but he said after he won the $10 million, he was going to stop, he donated the money he won ($500,000.) to a local charity shelter for woman, he took the $800,000 and donated it to the homeless in montreal as an unknown donor. As for the 10 million dollars, he knew he had to do something quick, so he went and saw his buddies who work in the steel mill and he asked his friend if he bought a lottery ticket and his friend said yeah he did, but he doesnt think he won anything, so his friend said let me see, I know the numbers off heart. So his friend gets the ticket, he turns around to see in better light and he switches the tickets and then says to his friend, you're not going to believe this but I think you got all the numbers here. He won 5 times, he collected the money 4 times and the 5th winning went to his buddy who shared it with 6 friends who put money in. Wealthy buggers So heres the thing, how did this person do it? Your feed back people Do you know how, and if you could figure it out, would you do what he did. Here are your lottery numbers for the USA to play the powerball (5-11-13-22-37)-powerball# 48 For Canada Lotto 6/49 5-11-13-22-37-48 GOOD LUCK

Matches just incase you get locked out of the station, it gets very cold at night, gotta stay warm, ya know. :wink:

Well ladyemt, maybe this comes to mind: UGANDA: Female circumcision hurts women’s dignity Posted On: 19 Feb 2007 By Lule Joseph Despite visible progress in the battle against female circumcision (genital mutilation), the practice is yet to go away. In some rural areas, victims continue to painfully nurse wounds from the cultural practice that has affected the physical integrity of women and children. The right to life and physical integrity are considered core human rights. These rights, while often associated with the right to freedom from torture, encompass a number of broader human rights principles, including the inherent dignity of the person, the right to liberty and security of person, and the right to privacy. Acts of violence that result in death or severe bodily harm obviously interfere with a person’s rights to life, physical integrity and privacy. Is that what you were asking?

Paramedic Mike, if you please, the commercial in general is perhaps to sell a motorbike, yes, but, someone out there seeing this ad will probably rather have fun with those paddles more than the expensive bike at hand. It only takes a STUPID MAN to turn it on and thus trying for himself to see what would happen, if you remember last year a emt who turned around to tease/scare the crap out of his partner insted he killed her. So if what I was implying here, speaks volumns and it doesnt crank your shank dear, then I would guess, the commercial wasnt that exciting either. :wink:

It should of said; DO NOT TRY THIS UNLESS YOUR A PROFESSIONAL. http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=8883

When you realize how it can be chaotic and stressful, I've been there, having both parents with teminal illnesses. I walk daily with my lord Jesus and I will tell you if it wasnt for him, yes I'd be a basket case too. So much will cross your path in time and you may say it really isnt fair, for once I wish God would allow everything that has gone from good to worse, to stop and be good again, great is even better. All that's left in my family is my 2 older sisters, our mother and me. I'm getting married in June 07 and being told that now that I have my life back, I dont really care. Talking to people who knew my Dad and Mom, I told them I'm lonely and wished my Dad was still here, and if his illness came back I'd do it all over again, I miss my coffee trips with him to Tim Horton's. I always felt my mother was dealt something she did not deserve and dementia really sucks, she may live 7 to 8 more years or 1 or 2 because she has an aorta aneurysm, she is on borrowed time. If my Dad was alive today he would of been 80 yrs old, but he was 75 yrs old, 76 short of his b'day in feb, one whole month away (2003) My mother is 77 yrs old and even though when I ask her about this purse I have and who it belongs to, or used to, she'd say what are you doing with my purse and even though the dementia she has, she was robbed and I was robbed of my parents. I am so sorry to hear about the heart-ache you are going through my dear friend and the loss of your mother and now your dear father. May you all find the peace with things around you rise above the matter and stand firm above the clouds and when rain feels eminent, take hold of the rainbow for it is your peace at the end of the storm. God Bless

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This is just my opinion even the most qualified BSer out there maybe out of turn based upon what it is they know that puts you inline, regardless of the 200 plus hours means that some company out there regardless of what it is you can do, if they are desperate enough will still put you out there with less skills than the common 1200. Ok we will just change somethings on your resume, whose gonna know? I heard a supervisor talking to another medic at the hospital here in Calgary, they were going to start taking emt's again, even if they didnt further their education (medic), because that's how desperate they were for anything. If we are desperate and you've only had 200+ hours, that's scary and if that's the best you can do, then we are seriously in jeopardy.

Thankyou fire911medic Well said . . .

What if you're wallet was stolen, as you lay there unconscious. Of course it seems people always tend to help themselves to those who cant, should get a self destruct recording,now hear this I will self destruct in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 . . .just kidding by now their gone.

When I post something about a topic in general and I'm told I didnt do my research, well Hostess ya didnt do your research, because I did one just like this, soooooooooo When I went in to see where it was, did ya know out of 1355 I would say go for it, it might take you 4 days to find the one I have out there. :wink:

I bought one and ok so the idea maybe that you may not have the time for it, it's like this I wont be getting rid of my medic alert anytime soon, but I know my doctor has a system where the files at the clinic is now on computer instead of looking at a file folder and going through many pages of paper. He just sent me a letter telling me between now and next year we will have access to our medical files and tests, so this is promising. And because we are so short of Doctor's (1500) to be exact, no matter how short we are and the crisis is everywhere, not just in Alberta alone, I believe this Medic Tag will serve a purpose for the use in my Doctor's office when I see them, at least they have that advantage and maybe someone out there who is looking for a doctor's position north of the border, start sending your resume's in, apparently to recruit doctor's up here, wow the CHR is planning on giving those who come here, trips etc... The tag in Canada cost me $69.99, +$4.95 sh/h and whatever the GST: $80.19

Neat idea!

This is very beautiful. Seeing the American flag in the video, I'm proud to be your neighbor. . .

A waitress and a man were arguing over what came first the chicken or the egg, how can that be, if the chicken came first that means the chicken was all ready hatched from the egg, so the man said good thought before he could say anymore a patron walked over and said the semen came first then the egg that making it a chicken either that or and the man said what do you mean or? Well the patron said it was breakfast. :roll: I know, bad joke. . . :shock:

HERE'S TO MY GIRLS!!! I am only as strong as the caffeine I drink, the hair spray I use and the girlfriends I have. Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, pregnant, has a birthday, or retires? What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants, and shopping, lunching and traveling girlfriends? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, Be Happy! And love yourself and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes....might be lonely. And the word says if "I have not Love, I have nothing." So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!" I like that! "Winners make things happen. Losers let things happen" Be Blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, But to one person you just might be the world".

I just got my book in the mail and I'm happy to read about this person's tales in EMS. People Care Career-Friendly Practices for the Professional Caregivers By Thom Dick & Friends. Physician and medical ethicist Patch Adams was right, Medicine isnt about people's egos or about the sense of power that some might feel standing over someone who's helpless and miserable. It's not about us at all. It's about others, reaching out to us as friends and trusting us to help them as much as we can on the worst days of their lives. Consequently, there's no such thing as a stupid call. We have all been subjected to a whole dialect of cynical terminology for what our industry calls "stupid calls." We should vigorously protect our right to laugh at some of the stuff we see happen in EMS. But we should probably not get upset when someone calls us in the middle of the night because they're lonely. Anyone who has ever felt truly alone knows what an emergency that can be. Every EMT class should discuss the meaning of EMS in the following way: The E in EMS stands for Emergency, Not ours, but other people's. The M in EMS stands for Medical. It doesnt stand for ME and it has nothing to do with more money for fire trucks. The S in EMS stands for Service. It has nothing to do with self-esteem or any other kind of selfishness. EMS is not manufacturing. It is the most important people business in history. Aesop said in 550 BC: No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. The book is a great read to understanding what you the person in EMS does and to know that you hold within the palm of your hand, the heart of a giver.

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I'm getting married in June, you could buy it as a pre-gift if you like. :wink:

Feb 15, 10:51 PM (ET) BRANDON, Fla. (AP) - A palm-sized pet turtle and the golden retriever that gobbled it up survived the misadventure thanks to the quick actions of a 12-year-old girl, a veterinarian said. The saga of Pepper the red-eared slider turtle and Bella the golden retriever started last week. Shelby Terihay, 12, moved her pet pond turtles indoors to protect them from a cold snap - a plan that worked well until Bella found some of the turtles in a bathtub, The Tampa Tribune reported. A quick headcount confirmed Bella had swallowed one of the turtles. Shelby insisted on a rescue mission and, on the advice of a vet, her parents made Bella vomit. Out came Pepper, still alive despite a shattered shell and an estimated 10 minutes inside Bella's belly. "This was definitely a first for me," veterinarian David Thomassy said. Thomassy patched up Pepper's shell and credited Shelby with saving Bella, too. "The turtle would definitely have caused an obstruction," Thomassy said. "Without cutting it out directly, it eventually would have killed the dog."

Tennessee Ten Commandments Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the in the Ten commandments. . Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language,.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.) (1) Just one God. (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'. (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Put nothin' before God. (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. (7) No killin.' (8 Watch yer mouth. (9) Don't take what ain't yers. (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Between Calgary and Banff in 2005 -Jan 28, there were 3 cars and 1 truck in the ditch, the truck lost control and landed sideways on its side, up against another vehicle, even though no one was hurt, someone called RCMP/Ambulance and the fire department. It was a complete waste of personnel, the fire chief wasnt happy but he did say that he's glad no one was killed.