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  1. Oxygen... Does NOT work for a hangover. Someone kill me.

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    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I had maybe four rum/coke, four vodka/coke and two shots in about 45min.. Couldn't walk out alone, puked everywhere. Pacing myself wasn't the idea, it was getting euphoric as quick as possible. Still recovering 24hr l8er. Over.

    3. Happiness

      Happiness

      what ever possesed you to do that. your right o2 would do nothing for you hope you learned a lesson ;)

    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, I like it, I'll just do it more often, so I'm used to the h/o.

  2. Oops

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    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I tried to change it to 2c4, as I got "promoted". But I left the room to take a piss, and the other EMT was laughing at the other side of the hall. Here he thought I could just change it as I pleased.... NAWT the case. Fucker. I'll pay if I have to, but it's better than killing him, Maybe.

    3. EMT City Administrator
    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Thankn' u ever so!

  3. On the Reverse Racism thread... What have we decided on the Saucers?

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    2. Happiness
    3. fakingpatience

      fakingpatience

      They look kinda like a spaceship?

    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I googled it before I decided to not share my opinion on the OT

  4. I hate the "Holidays". All of them. In fact, I've hated 2007-2010, as well. If I could be sedated till X-Mas is over, I would.

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    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Today, a petty low life filed charges against me b/c they claim something was missing after they were cut from an auto..and I was the only one who treated, making me the prime target. About the only good thing that can happen, is if I wake up, either dreaming at it's actually 2006.. or I just don't wake up.

    3. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      That sucks. Hopefully it doesn't go further.

    4. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      I understand why you feel this way.

  5. How does one block a user?

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    2. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      excuse me let me clarify. My settings first, then the profile tab then the left side tab saying manage ignored users. Sorry about the confusion

    3. spenac

      spenac

      What did I do this time? But sounds like Ugly got you the answer.

    4. Chief1C
  6. Chat People. Use it.

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    2. Happiness

      Happiness

      everytime i check out chat it's empty:(

    3. Medic One

      Medic One

      Yeah...its been asystole for a while, just same old grunts chatting in here. A thread is a great idea for times and maybe a discussion topic.

      I'm a night owl so I am good for after 2300 on work nights.

    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I'm never in till around 2200EST. Anyway.

  7. Clean up in aisle 1. We have porn w/ pics.

    1. brentoli

      brentoli

      LOLZ that showed up on my facebook too!

    2. brentoli

      brentoli

      Lots of spam tonight.

    3. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I thought my comment could be taken in any way, so I posted it. At least it was free porn.

  8. The larger the patient, the more difficult the stairs will appear to be. In pain.

    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      And it's inversely proportional to the chances that the elevator is in working condition.

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      19th Century farmhouses typically do not have elevators.

    3. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Not everybody has patients in 19th Century farmhouses...lol

  9. Oh Gawd.. I am never drinking again..

    1. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      You say that every time

    2. JTpaintball70

      JTpaintball70

      I've said that a time or two... I always forget it the next time I go drinking though

    3. Happiness

      Happiness

      hummm is this a repeat status

  10. When you take the path less traveled, and it leads to a cliff... Do you climb down and keep walking, or jump off and see see what happens?

    1. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      Strap on my chute, pull out the drough, and BASE jump =)

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, I'm not suicidal people, stop sending me messages via PM. Christ.

    3. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, I'm not suicidal people, stop sending me messages via PM. Christ.

  11. It's a miracle! I'm cured of being Gay! Since obviously it's a mental disease, b/c THERE IS NO WAY FLAMING IS NOT MENTALLY ILL.. I'm gonna fly home and tell my mom!

    1. tniuqs
    2. chbare

      chbare

      Congrats on getting over your illness. Here is to a happy, healthy rest of your life.

    3. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Are you kidding? I have like two grand in DVD's... What the hell would I do with them? Besides put them in for my friends wives, in mixed company. Boy that makes ppl uncomfortable... But they can't turn away.

  12. I think Virgin Mobile just marketed a phone for stalkers

    1. brentoli
    2. Eric

      Eric

      the city wants to know more

    3. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      They made a phone that looks like celery?

  13. Holy fricken hell batman my pcp prescribed 15mg tabs of MS Contin for my ruptured disc. I laid on the bed with my feet up, on oxygen for an hour. I'll suffer, ain't NEVER taking one of those again.

    1. P_Instructor

      P_Instructor

      So this does not fit into the catagory of 'better living thru chemistry', huh?

    2. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      what a poor excuse for a druggy 4c6 would make.

    3. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Holy hell, I was coming off of that stuff for three days. Bombed my BP, I have scratches on my arms and back from using things to itch. I got some supplements and OTC Back Pain/Diuretics. Feel better than ever.

  14. If I told my driver to go "Code 3", he'd ask what the hell "Code 3" meant.

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      ask him if he knew what addlepate was

    2. fakingpatience

      fakingpatience

      eh, I feel like everyone uses different terms... if I said that here, most people would look like I had 3 heads, they only use "hot or cold" here

  15. ECHOBURGER. WHERE ART THOU?

    1. spenac

      spenac

      Did he grow up and find something more interesting than EMS?

    2. Happiness

      Happiness

      i forgot about that little wacker humm i might even miss him a little bit

  16. I have to find a hobby, other than drinking..

    1. Siffaliss

      Siffaliss

      Find a new hangover cure.

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Vodka as the last drink, and then oxygen, Gatorade and Motrin shortly after you've stopped drinking, before you go to sleep.

  17. Seriously, spammers.. If you're going to go through the trouble of registering and posting. At least make it free porn....

    1. maverick56

      maverick56

      ^^ man's got a point

    2. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      spammers should be shot in a painful place and not die... when they heal (on their own)then shot again

  18. I feel weird.

    1. spenac

      spenac

      So the question is are you weird? Or do we need to call you an ambulance?

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Horrible chest cold and uber high fever. I sat outside most of the night b/c the house gets hotter after the sun goes down. Dunno why.

  19. OMG. Massive Hangover. If I had a gun....

    1. Happiness

      Happiness

      OH Didnt you learn last time when the o2 didnt work hope your day gets better get midol it works

    2. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      I realize that drinking is usually referred to 'tying one on'...but you're not supposed to tie it so tight that you can't shake it off!

  20. ...is still alive.

    1. Don1977

      Don1977

      Changed your name again, R2D2?

    2. snoopy911

      snoopy911

      good to hear. Was just up there yesterday, cant believe how bad it is. We lost about 50 feet of property to the creek and the pump and pumphouse bit the dust.

  21. Who fucking visits at 12 fucking am? Fucking seriously. I was thinking, someone either better be dead, or something better be on fire..

    1. Jeepluv77

      Jeepluv77

      You okay over there?

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I could use a hit. Oh to be a kid again.

  22. What's the word for hearing a high pitch noise, caused by the ear?

    1. FireMedic65
    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, it was the AC unit on the building across the square.

  23. Heart Attack? 2 Nitro and a Collar. Broken Leg? 2 Nitro and a Collar. GSW to the head? 2 Nitro and a Collar. That's the new first aid protocol for bystander care.

    1. brentoli
    2. Just Plain Ruff

      Just Plain Ruff

      in order to win - you have to take 2 nitros and a c-collar

  24. Happy St. Russell Stover Day

    1. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      Is that the same as get phat and zits Day ?

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