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Pulp Fiction.... Talking about that movie, here's my fave quote: [After a long pause in their conversation] Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that? Vincent Vega: Hate what? Mia Wallace: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about BS in order to become comfortable?

but hey! you'll smell good.!

How about taking a shower before putting the uniform on? That'll be easier and save the government tons of money. :roll:

Does he have any head injuries? What's the BP? Is he febrile? POx?

Just what I had in mind... except it must include the pirates and runners... :wink:

No, I think it says "This fan will blow hot air to everybody, including pirates and runners"

.... and having great brakes

I thought it was .... and now it is ??? They haven't even started shooting and they're already changing their minds... :-k

Umm isn't that why one of them " was left dangling precariously halfway up an external wall, his flesh and clothes tearing as he struggled like a spider in a web" ?

*Ahem, *Ahem... excuse the service please... here's a little appeticer for you, hope you enjoy it. If you need anything else please don't forget to call your waiter, or the management. However, I do recommend you check our menus more often. Have a great day, and hope to see you soon.

... and it goes along with your personality Dust

Oh Dan! this is old ... you need to get new mazes... go ask Michael, maybe he can help you

I second that...or third it?? anywho... that Santa Claus sure looks sexy in uniform :mrgreen:

I agree with akroeze... this is nothing compared to what I saw during EMT class... I remember passing out once. This video made me just go ugh... but is a learning tool as many others instructors use. Besides we are all exposed to worse things in the field. Just remember to put a warning*

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can and quickly. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand-alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello??? 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again. 8. Same for pies. Apple, pumpkin and mincemeat - have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day? 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards. 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips: Start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!" MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

WOW!!! :shock: Makes me want to intubate someone... any volunteers?? 8)

In # 40 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

I'm on 27... yay!! i will stay there till tomorrow.

Read the rules.. follow them, then insert your answer on the url... before the .html Good luck :thumbup:

I'm on 19 yay!!

OK #14 is killing me... or maybe I'm too tired. Please help me!! [-o<

Probably none, they are too overqualified

I got the flu shot because my instructor recommended it :roll: . I gave it to a lot of people because my instructor forced me to . I was going to post a witty comment about the flu shot and how good it was but WHAM!! i got the flu two days ago ... guess the government plan didn't work with me. Oh well, maybe next year.

What are the requirements to be an ER tech in FL?