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  1. Chief1C

    I have to find a hobby, other than drinking..

    1. Siffaliss

      Siffaliss

      Find a new hangover cure.

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Vodka as the last drink, and then oxygen, Gatorade and Motrin shortly after you've stopped drinking, before you go to sleep.

  2. Chief1C

    I think Virgin Mobile just marketed a phone for stalkers

    1. brentoli

      brentoli

      Go on?

    2. Eric

      Eric

      the city wants to know more

    3. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      They made a phone that looks like celery?

  3. Chief1C

    If I told my driver to go "Code 3", he'd ask what the hell "Code 3" meant.

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      ask him if he knew what addlepate was

    2. fakingpatience

      fakingpatience

      eh, I feel like everyone uses different terms... if I said that here, most people would look like I had 3 heads, they only use "hot or cold" here

  4. Chief1C

    Is the mission finally accomplished? Osama and his sidekick have been killed. Rot in hell.

  5. Chief1C

    It's a miracle! I'm cured of being Gay! Since obviously it's a mental disease, b/c THERE IS NO WAY FLAMING IS NOT MENTALLY ILL.. I'm gonna fly home and tell my mom!

    1. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      <snicker>

    2. chbare

      chbare

      Congrats on getting over your illness. Here is to a happy, healthy rest of your life.

    3. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Are you kidding? I have like two grand in DVD's... What the hell would I do with them? Besides put them in for my friends wives, in mixed company. Boy that makes ppl uncomfortable... But they can't turn away.

  6. Chief1C

    Lost the telephone lines somewhere, had to go wireless. Now every1 left chat. :*(

  7. Chief1C

    My "Ignorant Asshole Tolerance Level" has met it's peak for the day.

    1. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      Is that in a scale or a percentage ?

  8. Chief1C

    Now I get why ppl bump themselves off.

  9. Chief1C

    Oh Gawd.. I am never drinking again..

    1. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      You say that every time

    2. JTpaintball70

      JTpaintball70

      I've said that a time or two... I always forget it the next time I go drinking though

    3. Happiness

      Happiness

      hummm is this a repeat status

  10. Chief1C

    OMG. Massive Hangover. If I had a gun....

    1. Happiness

      Happiness

      OH Didnt you learn last time when the o2 didnt work hope your day gets better get midol it works

    2. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      I realize that drinking is usually referred to 'tying one on'...but you're not supposed to tie it so tight that you can't shake it off!

  11. Chief1C

    On the Reverse Racism thread... What have we decided on the Saucers?

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    2. Happiness

      Happiness

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saucer

    3. fakingpatience

      fakingpatience

      They look kinda like a spaceship?

    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I googled it before I decided to not share my opinion on the OT

  12. Chief1C

    Oops

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    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I tried to change it to 2c4, as I got "promoted". But I left the room to take a piss, and the other EMT was laughing at the other side of the hall. Here he thought I could just change it as I pleased.... NAWT the case. Fucker. I'll pay if I have to, but it's better than killing him, Maybe.

    3. EMT City Administrator

      EMT City Administrator

      fixed

    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Thankn' u ever so!

  13. Chief1C

    Oxygen... Does NOT work for a hangover. Someone kill me.

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    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I had maybe four rum/coke, four vodka/coke and two shots in about 45min.. Couldn't walk out alone, puked everywhere. Pacing myself wasn't the idea, it was getting euphoric as quick as possible. Still recovering 24hr l8er. Over.

    3. Happiness

      Happiness

      what ever possesed you to do that. your right o2 would do nothing for you hope you learned a lesson ;)

    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, I like it, I'll just do it more often, so I'm used to the h/o.

  14. Chief1C

    R u still alive?

  15. Chief1C

    Seriously, spammers.. If you're going to go through the trouble of registering and posting. At least make it free porn....

    1. maverick56

      maverick56

      ^^ man's got a point

    2. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      spammers should be shot in a painful place and not die... when they heal (on their own)then shot again

  16. Chief1C

    Sounds like the ID of a porn bot!

  17. Chief1C

    The "New Posts" button, is now the "Today's Active Content" button. http://www.emtcity.com/index.php?app=core&module=search&do=active It is located on the main page, at the bottom. Just below the board titled "Family, Health & You".

  18. Chief1C

    The larger the patient, the more difficult the stairs will appear to be. In pain.

    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      And it's inversely proportional to the chances that the elevator is in working condition.

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      19th Century farmhouses typically do not have elevators.

    3. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Not everybody has patients in 19th Century farmhouses...lol

  19. Chief1C

    There should be a test required to sign up. We seem to be attracting some real morons lately.

    1. BushyFromOz

      BushyFromOz

      agreed, theres one or two "experienced" forumer we could do without too though

  20. Chief1C

    This week just gets worse and worse.

    1. Happiness

      Happiness

      I agree

  21. Chief1C

    Two weeks ago, it was in the 80's at this time of the morning. (0500). It's fricken 37F right now. WTF

  22. Chief1C

    Uggghhhh! I CAN'T SLEEP! Now I understand why people OD.

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      sucks man... wish I had ideas for ya

  23. Chief1C

    Ugh.. Congested.. sore.. fever.. Why the fuck does this happen when it's 90 degrees? WTF?

  24. Chief1C

    What's the word for hearing a high pitch noise, caused by the ear?

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      tinnitus

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, it was the AC unit on the building across the square.

  25. Chief1C

    When you take the path less traveled, and it leads to a cliff... Do you climb down and keep walking, or jump off and see see what happens?

    1. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      Strap on my chute, pull out the drough, and BASE jump =)

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, I'm not suicidal people, stop sending me messages via PM. Christ.

    3. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, I'm not suicidal people, stop sending me messages via PM. Christ.

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