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  1. My "Ignorant Asshole Tolerance Level" has met it's peak for the day.

    1. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      Is that in a scale or a percentage ?

  2. If I told my driver to go "Code 3", he'd ask what the hell "Code 3" meant.

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      ask him if he knew what addlepate was

    2. fakingpatience

      fakingpatience

      eh, I feel like everyone uses different terms... if I said that here, most people would look like I had 3 heads, they only use "hot or cold" here

  3. I hate the "Holidays". All of them. In fact, I've hated 2007-2010, as well. If I could be sedated till X-Mas is over, I would.

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    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Today, a petty low life filed charges against me b/c they claim something was missing after they were cut from an auto..and I was the only one who treated, making me the prime target. About the only good thing that can happen, is if I wake up, either dreaming at it's actually 2006.. or I just don't wake up.

    3. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      That sucks. Hopefully it doesn't go further.

    4. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      I understand why you feel this way.

  4. Oh Gawd.. I am never drinking again..

    1. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      You say that every time

    2. JTpaintball70

      JTpaintball70

      I've said that a time or two... I always forget it the next time I go drinking though

    3. Happiness

      Happiness

      hummm is this a repeat status

  5. This week just gets worse and worse.

  6. The larger the patient, the more difficult the stairs will appear to be. In pain.

    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      And it's inversely proportional to the chances that the elevator is in working condition.

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      19th Century farmhouses typically do not have elevators.

    3. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Not everybody has patients in 19th Century farmhouses...lol

  7. How does one block a user?

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    2. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      excuse me let me clarify. My settings first, then the profile tab then the left side tab saying manage ignored users. Sorry about the confusion

    3. spenac

      spenac

      What did I do this time? But sounds like Ugly got you the answer.

    4. Chief1C
  8. ECHOBURGER. WHERE ART THOU?

    1. spenac

      spenac

      Did he grow up and find something more interesting than EMS?

    2. Happiness

      Happiness

      i forgot about that little wacker humm i might even miss him a little bit

  9. I have to find a hobby, other than drinking..

    1. Siffaliss

      Siffaliss

      Find a new hangover cure.

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Vodka as the last drink, and then oxygen, Gatorade and Motrin shortly after you've stopped drinking, before you go to sleep.

  10. Chat is currently free... So use it, damnit.

  11. Chat - Log into it.

  12. R u still alive?

  13. I feel weird.

    1. spenac

      spenac

      So the question is are you weird? Or do we need to call you an ambulance?

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Horrible chest cold and uber high fever. I sat outside most of the night b/c the house gets hotter after the sun goes down. Dunno why.

  14. OMG. Massive Hangover. If I had a gun....

    1. Happiness

      Happiness

      OH Didnt you learn last time when the o2 didnt work hope your day gets better get midol it works

    2. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      I realize that drinking is usually referred to 'tying one on'...but you're not supposed to tie it so tight that you can't shake it off!

  15. Ugh.. Congested.. sore.. fever.. Why the fuck does this happen when it's 90 degrees? WTF?

  16. Why is the grass not green?

  17. Oxygen... Does NOT work for a hangover. Someone kill me.

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    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I had maybe four rum/coke, four vodka/coke and two shots in about 45min.. Couldn't walk out alone, puked everywhere. Pacing myself wasn't the idea, it was getting euphoric as quick as possible. Still recovering 24hr l8er. Over.

    3. Happiness

      Happiness

      what ever possesed you to do that. your right o2 would do nothing for you hope you learned a lesson ;)

    4. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, I like it, I'll just do it more often, so I'm used to the h/o.

  18. Yanno what I just fucking hate? Time.

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      waiting for a service sucks

  19. Who fucking visits at 12 fucking am? Fucking seriously. I was thinking, someone either better be dead, or something better be on fire..

    1. Jeepluv77

      Jeepluv77

      You okay over there?

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I could use a hit. Oh to be a kid again.

  20. What's the word for hearing a high pitch noise, caused by the ear?

    1. FireMedic65
    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      No, it was the AC unit on the building across the square.

  21. Chat. Log Into It. or Register. NOW DAMNIT!

  22. Goodbye, till we meet in that big EMS lounge in the sky, old friend.

  23. My Words. Claim Staked. Step Off.

    Ubertastical; Media-I-Zation.

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