DUMBEST THING EVER HEARD ON THE RADIO/SCANNER

[Christopher.Collins]

Its ever so unfortunate Richard that within several miles from where I live are the following:

Electric Boat / General Dynamics

US Naval Submarine Base / Sumbarine Warfare School

US Coast Guard Academy

Dow Chemical

Millstone / Dominion Nuclear Power Plant

Foxwoods Resort Casino

Mohegan Sun Casino

I-95

I-395

As well as many other very public (or military/government), high traffic areas

:evil: So ummm yea, needless to say living right in the middle of all this, escape from serious consiquense is probably nil. :evil:

[Richard B the EMT]

Wow. That is at least 3 potential nuke incident sources.

More if the fleet is in.

[junior308]

my company was dispatched to a nursing home to standby with the fire dept. for a fire. since we were the first to arrive on-scene....my medic reached for the radio and asked myself and another EMT if we saw smoke. When we answered no...he keyed up to county and said "County we are on scene, stating nothing showing from the exterior, will head inside for further investigation"... when the chief from the FD got on scene they just went up to him and started laughing because of the radio report...and said "thanks for making my work easy"

[katbemeEMT-B]

Okay, so I have a couple of quick stories that aren't really stupid, but damn funny.

My partner and I were sitting at the base when our other truck was called out for a 10-52 (accident with injuries). My partner put on her pouty lips and said, "dang, I want an accident. She no sooner said that when dispatch comes over the radio and says, "xxx, you can head to the scene for transport." My partner keys up the radio and says, "sweeeet, en-route". I just stood there along with two other co-workers staring at her. She looked at us and asked if she was keyed up when she said it. We started laughing and said yes. Dispatch comes over the radio, trying not to laugh and copied her with a, "sweeeet, copy". We laughed all the way to the scene.

Another time, PD responded to a domestic. After clearing the scene, one of the officers radioed another squad and requested they go to a private channel. Well, unfortunately, it wasn't the private channel, but the county wide channel. The officer keys up his mike and says, "damn dude, did you see how big her tits were. I feared for my life when she came at us. I thought I just might get lost in them." A county officer keys up and informs him that he's on county wide. The officer was quiet the rest of the night.

[thestumptone]

Twice from Comm's - 'Query patient negative (signs of life), patient has GCS of zero'. Where do they get these guys?!

[steve_emt_68]

The dispatch center dispatched EMS to a rollover accident with ejaculation.

How bad is it when you actually get ejaculated from the vehicle and I guess we know what was on the dispatchers mind.

[firedoc5]

Had one of the guys taking his girlfriend home in one of the suburban transporters (yes, we were allowed to do that), he had a pick-up with a very long trailer pass him but pulled back into the driving lane too early. The trailer clipped the front from the driver's side door and up. Bill got on the radio, "Dispatch, I've been involved in a 10-50, AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT."

[Arizonaffcep]

My old partner during medic class (an ALS truck, she was the medic) retold a story of when her partner at the time (both are 5 foot...at best) were on a dual medic truck out of a local hospital. One day, they were dispatched (on a dare) as "Paramidget 59."

[Richard B the EMT]

Twice from Comm's - 'Query patient negative (signs of life), patient has GCS of zero'. Where do they get these guys?!

Glasgow Coma Scale of "Zero?"

Yipes!

Last time I checked, even a decapitation vic rates a 3, so just how bad was this patient to get the zero rating?

lol

[Texman]

Mine was "Respond to 175 and stark for a woman"

I asked for secondary and that was all they had...respond for a woman. I love call info like that. LOL ](*,)