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OwleyMedic

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  1. The only weapon a paramedic really needs, common sense enough to stay out of danger, it's worked for me for almost 30 years.
  2. I have no experience with shools in Alberta, but there was one comment you made that caught my eye. That is that the CCEMS was going to apply for CMA Accreditation. It is important, especially if you plan to look for work out side Alberta. One point of caution, accreditation is not retroactive. This means you have to be an active student when the accreditation process is in place and granted. If you graduate before CMA makes it recommendation then your class is not accredited. Don't let CCEMS let you think otherwise. I have been involved in several accreditation's for schools in eastern Canada, and I know this for a fact. Good luck with your EMS education. OM
  3. "77 Percent of new EMS Trainees are Fat Arses!" I resemble that comment, oh sorry I am an OLD FAT ARES"
  4. And the "oldest" of them all is Phil....
  5. Hay stranger, seasons greetings to you and yours.

    Ian

  6. What have you got done to that poor cat

  7. Violence Against Canada's Paramedics: A program on CBC's Radio Show "White Coat Black Art". Was broadcast today and is re-broadcast Monday. Also is available on Podcast. there is also a secondary story at the bottom of the web page. Check the link. I feel this is an interesting topic, and may be worth some discussion. http://www.cbc.ca/whitecoat/
  8. Hay Stranger How are you. Long time no see. I hope all is wall with you. Drop me a message and let me know what you been up to.

  9. Judged by a jury of your peers, you realize that jury will consist people like Lone, Phill, and MEEEE.... SA.... Good to see you again... I did not think posting this thread woulldbring some of the "OLD FARTS" out of the woodwirk. One good thing anyway...
  10. Andy, If you want i can e-mail you a copy of our protocols, most of those issues are part of our SOP. If you want them let me know your e-mail addey
  11. Two weeks of class room orientation. Review of protocols, policies, paperwork. Then 4 to 6 weeks of ride along.
  12. For those "old Farts" from the early days of this site and chat room.
  13. Emergency/Ambulatory Care Program - Paramedicine and Medical Transport Division Medical Flight Specialist Permanent, Full-Time Applications are invited from highly motivated and experienced health care practitioners who are interested in the exciting challenge of working as a Medical Flight Specialist in the Emergency/Ambulatory Care Program, Paramedicine and Medical Transport Division. The Medical Flight Specialist is a highly responsible, advanced clinical position, accountable for the provision of quality, safe, skilled care of emergent and routine nature to patients within the province requiring inter-facility transport or at the scene of traumatic or acute medical incidents. Duties: In a team environment, the Medical Flight Specialist will be responsible for providing direct patient care including advanced assessment and intervention of all medical and traumatic conditions for a diverse group of patients ranging in age from newborn to the elderly. The incumbent will use critical thinking and professional judgment within their scope of practice and within a medical control system with written protocols and through medical consultation with a physician when necessary. S/he is also responsible for promotion and maintenance of quality and safety standards and ensures maintenance of clinical proficiencies and competencies. Qualifications: Candidates must have graduated from an accredited/recognized diploma or degree program in health care or an equivalent combination of advanced training and experience that provides the necessary theoretical and clinical skills to perform at the level of Advanced Care Paramedic, Critical Care Paramedic, Nurse Practitioner, Post Basic Critical Care Nurse, or Post Basic Emergency Nurse. Candidates must also be certified in: CPR, ACLS, BTLS, PALS, NRP. Ideal candidates will also have a minimum of 3 years current experience as either an Emergency care or Critical nurse; or accredited Advanced Care Paramedic or Critical Care Paramedic with a minimum of 3 years experience in a high volume performance-based system. Candidates must also possess highly developed interpersonal skills, strong written and oral communication skills, knowledge of pharmacology as well as effective decision making skills. Candidates must meet physical and medical requirements in accordance with established industry standards. A satisfactory record of work performance and attendance is required. TRAINING WILL NOT BE PROVIDED FOR THIS POSITION. Hours of Work: 75 hours bi-weekly Salary: In accordance with Association of Allied Health Professionals (AAHP) Collective Agreement, HP-35 (26.83 –34.23) To apply for the above position, please forward resume stating qualifications, experience, references and Competition #2009003508 to the undersigned no later than October 16, 2009: Human Resources Client Services - Recruitment Eastern Health, Administrative Office Waterford Bridge Road, St. John’s, NL A1E 4J8 Fax #: (709) 777-1303 E-mail: employment@easternhealth.ca (Microsoft Word format only) Review of applications will be ongoing until the position is filled. We thank all applicants for their interest, however, only those selected for interview will be contacted. A satisfactory record of work performance and attendance is required for all positions. The successful candidate will be required to submit a satisfactory certificate of conduct from the RCMP or Local Police. Visit our website at www.easternhealth.ca Eastern Health is a smoke free environment.
  14. I have uses MEDUSA and it is the pits.
  15. Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. President Obama was in the Oval Office wondering what he would do next, when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Obama" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland , Canada , eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well Archie," the President replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army ?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Obama paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Obama asked. "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor." President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lard t'underin' bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!" Obama was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youse back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." "I'm sorry to hear that" said the president . "Why the sudden change of heart?" Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners." CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN! :lol: :lol:
  16. Not specificly but I am sure if you check their web site and contact someone there they will be willing to tell you. OM
  17. New TV Promo for the Tema Conter Memorial Trust (http://www.tema.ca/index.php) Well Done.. _________________ OM
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