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brentoli

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  1. Nurses Suck

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    2. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      maybe it's you that sucks

    3. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Well, certainly with any luck they do. If not, work on your tongue exercises with Jello Shots. Then, maybe they will.

    4. celticcare

      celticcare

      Not all of us suck.....

  2. Can't get no respect!

    1. spenac

      spenac

      dispatchers deserve no respect. lol

    2. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      you gotta earn the respect

    3. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      you gotta earn the respect

  3. http://yfrog.com/h3yxdj brrrrrr its a cold morning. Border to border. This is "Day After Tomorrow" crap!
    1. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      so much for global warming LOL

    2. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      so much for global warming LOL

    3. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Umm....weren't you just talking about the 'beautiful line of snow' headed in your direction? LOL

  4. Anyone home? *knock Knock*

    1. TylerHastings

      TylerHastings

      Would ya quit banging on the window I have a migraine already dude...

    2. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      *knock knock*..Who is it?

      "It's Dave, I got the stuff"

      Dave?

      "Yeah man, it's Dave"

      Dave's not here!

    3. spenac

      spenac

      Darn dispatcher.lol

  5. Have to go take my EMT-B test today. Boo.

    1. BoCat9

      BoCat9

      Good Luck, brentoli!

    2. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Does this mean you're going to finally be something more than 'just a dispatcher'?

      ROFLMAO

  6. Who wants to go see Tron in 3D with me?

    1. insomniaclp
    2. PCP

      PCP

      Tron is a movie that was made in the early 80's and now is being released again, but in 3D..Great movie!

  7. I wont pay for an app if it has less than 4 stars in the market.... whats your policy?

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      I'm with you on that one.. but then again I haven't bought anything from the app store

    2. spenac

      spenac

      I wont pay for an app period.

  8. I forgot how crappy our state EMT test was. Man.... they could at least spell/grammar check it! I passed at least!

  9. Dispatchers Suck!

    1. TylerHastings

      TylerHastings

      This coming from a dispatcher?

    2. Eydawn
  10. Roads are worse than I thought. Apologies to the guy in a Blue Honda... if I ever meet you I'll buy you new underwear.

    1. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      Remember It Is Four Wheel Drive NOT Four Wheel Stop!!

    2. TylerHastings

      TylerHastings

      Nice Brent aren't you driving some midget car as well..

  11. Surely this Leslie Nielsen thing is a joke!?!

    1. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      It's not a joke, and stop calling me Shirley!

  12. I think there's a state law that when INDOT fixes the timing on one light they turn "socially awkward" mode on two others.

    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      All thes dots....

      Sick dots, mumbling dots, surprized dots. popular dots and slippery dots...

      ILDOT, MDOT, ODOT, INDOT & KYDOT...

  13. Looking at a double sun dog, my phone camera won't pick it up.

    1. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      Oh my gosh, those are SO COOL

  14. http://yfrog.com/2gfle0j beautiful band of lake effect snow stretching all the way to us in Anderson!
    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Snow is not 'beautiful' it is not 'pretty' and it serves no useful purpose!

      Snow is an evil prank perpetrated upon us by those mean ol’ Canadians!

      As far as I’m concerned they can keep their ‘cold Arctic wind’ to themselves!

  15. Nurses really don't suck! My life would be lonely if I thought that!

    1. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      Lol... but they can be nutters sometimes!

  16. 8675309: I got thrown in jail for you. Remember how I used to sit outside your window? I know you'll come around someday. I got your number girl.

    1. spenac

      spenac

      If you got thrown in jail for a chick I will not bail you out.

      lol

  17. Thoughts to Japan and Hawaii

    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      If California snaps off the US, will it sink or just float away to the Far East?

  18. Sometimes I feel like my entire day centers around letting Ranger outside, and back in.

  19. We will probably be getting at least half of our snow on the back back side of this system coming off Lake Michigan.

  20. If zombies ever overtake the world I'm screwed. The army will look at me and say "HA got one!"

  21. At the first Christmas party of the season .... woo!

  22. Im watching the Bears game for the snow... true story

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