Cringes at the sound of "trauma naked"
Heres my short list from the rejects of the world
1.) "Wow, you can really do that?" (yep, i CAN apply this bandage...)
2.) "How long have you been volunteering?" (exactly one day longer than you've been stupid)
3.) "They actually pay you for this?" (are you serious)
4.) "How long have you been a fireman" (yep, the firepump is just below the AMBULANCE STRETCHER ON THE AMBULANCE)
5.) "I dont got to pay fo this right?" (not at all, and your hamburger at mcdonalds is free, your drycleanings free, your baby formula is free, and your crack is free, as well as every other service in our capitalist country, you societal reject...)
6.) "Do i really need the oxygen?" (nope, i was bored, and want to charge you more)
From EMS
1.) "eh, that chart can wait" (yep, because you can pick and choose your responsibilities)
2.) "eh, the trucks clean enough" (What defines clean enough? Does the ICU have a clean enough?)
3.) "Vitals are stable" (umm, whats the patients baseline vitals? How do you know they are stable if you dont have this info?)
4.) "We didnt have time to get fuel" then brag about your 4 hour nap.... (as i feel unpleasant pressure from getting screwed)
Im beat....more to come...
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