what did you do this weekend??

[Eric]

What did you do this weekend???

pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----i fell in love with

2----i ate a

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i gave my number to

6----i murdered

7----i shot

8----i gave a lap dance to

9----i choked on

10---i bitched out

11---i had sex with

12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy

2-------your mom

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------a ninja

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------a football player

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a pickle

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permenant marker

22-------a bitch

23-------a condom

24-------my pshyciatrist

25-------a policeman

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a baseball bat

29-------a dvd player

30-------my best friends brother

31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because Im naked.

Gray--------Because thats how i roll.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because i hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

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[PrissyEMT]

Hmmm... I choked on my best friend's brother because I was drunk.

Yeah, not too good!

[Scaramedic]

I gave a lap dance to an ipod because I was high.

So I'm Whitney Houston? :toothy10:

[FireChick]

I shot a policeman because I hate myself.

not good at all.

:shock:

[PRPGfirerescuetech]

I bitched out a gangster, because im sexy, and I do what I want.

[medic429]

I gave my number to a banana because that's how i roll! 8)

ACK!

[Richard]

I had sex with myself because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Wow, scary how accurate that is eh?

[webby2525]

I bitched out a football player because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars...hmm

[medic-26]

WOW...I smacked a policeman, because I am sexy and I do what I want... :shock:

[flight-lp]

I shot a Llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want................

Oh lord, this is wrong on so many levels!!!!!!!