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Is it EMT-I.V. and the newsies thought it was a roman numeral?

I always knew I needed to put some Non Skid shoe covers in my jump bag. I wish we had a picture of him, so if we saw him we could all run, or fling needles.

What Paramedic, Fire Captian, and Police Officer got in a pissing match on an interstate shoulder?

Added question... If you have 2 quiznos in your town, can you make two copies of this certificate?

For some reason, I just thought of the substitute teacher in 8th grade reading from the text. He said "orgasm" instead of "organisim." I just laughed cuz everyone else did.

So, the Stimulus Bill and trying to convince Dust you can run a EMT-B service, are one in the same?

Shes only a couple of hours away on her vaccum cleaner. (Electric Broom)

I love Quiznos... they deliver here in my town!

So medical care is fairly cheap there? Only a leg, you get to keep both arms!

Excuse me? No one said I was trying to "win an arguement." I was asking for facts. K THX BAI

How many accidents have happened because of these "dry runs?" What about secondary accidents, the crew may not have witnessed behind them, or at cross roads? How is the liability covered when the people inconvienced/hurt by these "dry runs" find out there was no emergency?

Its the American way.

Thats the diffrence in education and training. The "Trained Monkey" knows how to put the bookshelf together. The "Educated Monkey" knows why the pieces fit together they way they do to build a self supporting structure. - The "Trained Monkey" can preform ACLS algorythmns in his sleep. The "Educated Monkey" understands the physiology and reason for the order and dosages of drugs, shocks, and CPR.

According to the FBI: "A weapon crosses the WMD threshold when the consequences of its release overwhelm local responders". According to the US Armed Forces: Weapons that are capable of a high order of destruction and/or of being used in such a manner as to destroy large numbers of people. Weapons of mass destruction can be high explosives or nuclear, biological, chemical, and radiological weapons, but exclude the means of transporting or propelling the weapon where such means is a separable and divisible part of the weapon. And as far as spreading AIDS by having hundreds of one night stands in a year: Infection is unlikely in a single encounter. High rates of infection have been linked to a pattern of overlapping long-term sexual relationships. This allows the virus to quickly spread to multiple partners who in turn infect their partners. A pattern of serial monogamy or occasional casual encounters is associated with lower rates of infection. So there is no way an AIDS infected person, could meet the threshold of WMD, simply by sexual relations. Terrorism: the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion I'm sorry, but you have nothing to be afraid of because a man is going around sleeping with hundreds of women to spread AIDS. The women are making a consious choice to be promiscuious and have the one night stands. And what is it he is trying to get out of the deal? Where is the coercion? It meets neither definition.

Check with local community foundations, local banks, and buisnesses. Look outside the box.

Don't you just love kids who look for the exception to EVERY rule. Gah. i really am maturing in my old age.

Come on out to Indianapolis. After you get your EMT-P most departments in about a 10 county region require you to go take the CPAT at a regional training center. Oh yeah, you have to pay the $100 it costs, yourself.

Pass any vehicle on the right and I will make sure you will not be spending any time behind the wheel of my truck for a while.

Also of interest.. Myspace is known for being very generous in giving information to public agencys when requested as part of a character background check.

Is it Yelp where doctors are suing people who but negative reviews up? I remember hearing about something on those lines not too long ago but I don't remember what.

Facebook can get you FIRED

Admin says its fixed. Texas sucks.