An old lady was walking back to her car. she sees 4 men getting in her car and without hesitation she walks up, pulls a handgun and yells "I have a gun and I know how to use it, now get out of my car"
The guys do not hesitate and they run like scared rabbits.
She then proceeds to get in the car, put her key in the ignition and she can't for the life of her start the car.
She then notices that there not only are her groceries in the car but a 12 pack of beer, a football and a frisbee are in the front seat.
DOH!!!
She gets out walks a few cars down and finds her own car and proceeds to drive to the police station and explain what she had done.
After the desk sergeant stops laughing he points to 4 young men white as ghosts who are there to report a car jacking by a little old white haired lady carrying a grocery bag of food and a huge black handgun.
See she had a concealed permit and she stopped that crime in it's track.
oh by the way, she actually drove the 4 guys back to their car at the grocery store.