mrsbull

Has any one else noticed this? 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken .......... Bird Flu Pandemic devastated most parts of Asia .. 2008 - Chinese year of the Horse .............. Equine Influenza decimated Australian racing. 2009 - Chinese year of the Pig ................ Swine Flu Pandemic terrifying people around the globe. It gets worse next year, 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock ......... what could possibly go wrong?

I got this in an e mail. Thought it was cute. > Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is > this true? > A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on > exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live > longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want > live longer? Take nap. > > Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? > A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and > corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient > mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. > Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork > chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. > > Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? > A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That > means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that > way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! > > Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? > A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have > two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc. > > Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular > exercise program? > A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good! > > Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? > A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting > more vegetables be bad for you? > Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the > middle? > A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should > only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach. > > > Q: Is chocolate bad for me? > A: You crazy? HELLO .... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best > feel-good food around! > > Q: Is swimming good for your figure? > A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. > > Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? > A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! > > Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had > about food and diets. > > AND..... > > > > > > > > For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on > nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those > conflicting nutritional studies: > > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > *CONCLUSION.....* > > *_Eat and drink what you like_*! Speaking English is apparently what > kills you.

Police pulse is one police link is one also.

Well 2 days ago I took my NREMT. Wow Pearson Vue is TIGHT as hell with security.. I was late to the testing center. Drive pretty fast to get there was still 30 min late. I was almost in tears fearing I would loose my spot cause I was so late (and forefit 70 bucks) However they were super nice and understanding . I was able to get in and take my exam. Holy moly it was WAY easier than state! The most questions I had a bit of a time with some of the diabetes questions. However I get an e mail yesterday morning that I PASSED. I was told to wait 2 days and then check but it was on my laptop 15 hrs later!!! I was not able to study AT ALL not with work and moving my books were still in storage. I did not even get to open a book. I finished EMT class in Nov too!!! I am now enrolling in a fire science program (probally just a cert for now not an AAS) Then get started on pre requs for my Paramedic school. I am super thrilled about this. To everyone who is taking Natls Diabetes and Cardio is the biggest thing. DO NOT over think the questions. And Remember ABCs come FIRST period!!!! Good Luck!!!

I just took my NR yesterday. Granted I am a Basic. However I did not study (yes my bad of course) However I get an e mail THIS MORNING!! Stating I passed my NREMT. It was pretty easy for me. I know now that I should have studied a bit more for diabetes and cardio. I wish I knew my score and what I need to brush up on. I am happy as hell I passed.

This is why I have to take mine. I have made the decision that I am moving home to Colorado. I contacted the Co EMS folks today. Colorado has no Reprocity I have to take nationals and submit my prints and ect. This might take a while.

Congratulations on your new baby!!!! Now get offline and go to sleep!!!! Your gonna need it.

I wish that we no longer run nursing home calls or renal round up Granted: You are not the proud new lead medic for the towns Brand Spankin NEW Bariatric Rig. I wish I was not moving.

I sure wouldn't but it is a good idea to have. IF you have beans Don't forget the TP!!!

I found the website. It is available for play NOW. I subscribed today. I have only played a little bit the assessment part but so far it makes ya think a bit. Good luck Gamers!! http://zerohour.nemspi.org I guess I should have read the above posts lol..

That is neat. I know they used to do them. I guess they still do. I for one would not be to keen on working out of a funeral home. I did not go to school to hang out with dead ppl. To try to save them from that outcome.

I had no idea this was even possible. The slim to none chances of rejection is pretty cool. However it is still a doner trachea. I wonder how they strip the cells. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081119/ap_on_...ER1pdo5AWNa24cA

I did not know where else to put this. I would like others opinions on this . I am not sure this is a panacea but I can see why the medical community is excited about this. I think it is neat. Hopeful that it might be a remedy but it would not surprise me either. The Gene is pretty rare but it might be able to be made into synthetic gene. It looks to me like a "possible" cure is on the way. http://health.yahoo.com/news/ap/eu_med_aids_treatment.html

too funny

Some of you know that I barely failed my last EMT-B final. I got a 78% (needed an 80% to pass) Well I took it again a year later after re taking the class and scored one of the highest in the class!!!I realize it is not the biggest accomplishment and for some ppl it is/was easy but WHO CARES! I am proud of myself!!! So all I need to do tomm and wed is practicals. I have been out of school for the better part of 12 yrs. So studying and getting back into the groove was not easy for me to do..

Just wanted to ask for everyones thought or prayers. My husband and I, well our marriage is on the rocks. This is a difficult time for me because he is in school now for the army. It is not the military that is causing problems it is other things. I do not know if we will be married this time next year. There are way to many details to even think about spreading on the www. This also comes at a time when I am taking my Finals for mt EMT class next week. Monday is the final tues is the practicals. Thurs is the State exam. So go figure when I need to be studying my mind is wondering. If you are not religous please think of us during this next week. If you are a praying person Well I know we can use all we can get. I am hoping to stay married. In my heart I do not want to split up however there are some things that cannot be mended like broken hearts. I am off to take my lil girl to the sitters and go study. Have a blessed week. Be safe.

What a good story! Made me get all sniffly. TO op... I am sorry to hear that my prayers and thought go out to Co Workers Friends and Family.

Reeces Pieces, Butterfinger, Bottle Caps, Oh i can not wait to take my kid to TOT!!

I am thinking the cost of living down there is very small to justify that amount.

When you are in school pay attention. Take notes and make sure you read your book. You will need to make sure that you have ample study time. The homework is mostly study. Good Luck..

And a monkey could throw poop at a pt when they piss them off.

Bummer I was looking forward to playing it soon.

Agreed!

Any Updates?

My first call was in EMT school we did ride alongs. We were still in the station and it was the first time I had even heard the radio go off so I jumped yeah it scared me, and we were told it was an MVA 2 cars+ 2+ pts. We get there and there is 3 a 16 y/o f in an suv (moms of course). Mom was on her way so the basic was getting a refusal. The other car an older oldsmobile type the heftier type cars. The paramedic told me to pick a pt. I STUPIDLY picked the BIG girl. I took her Hx and asked her what happened where(IF) she was hurt ect. Smelling ins $$$ here. Suddenly she complains of Neck pain. Yes ma'am you get a backboard, Yes ma'am the collar IS necessary YES I have to put tape on your head. No it will not go over your mouth (me thinking darnit NO tape on her mouth remember ABCs. ) As I begin to board her fire shows up, they ask how can I help. I say do XYZ and please grab me x and y. As we pull away with 2 pts (me surfing) I hear the fire chief say to the paramedic. Who is she ?? She was pretty efficient. (I grin). Paramedic says a student just told you what to do capt. HE was SO red. Ahh that was nice.