Funny sayings found on Tshirts

[DwayneEMTP]

I had Babs make me a tshirt and send it to me in Afg.

It said, "Be kind, spay and neuter your hose monkeys."

I only wore it one day before enough people got mad that I had to take it off... :-)

Dwayne

[JPINFV]

Aren't the marines the red headed step child of the navy?

Edited January 14, 2010 by JPINFV

[Lisa O]

If you want my attention, try bleeding. That is my absolute favorite, and it will be my first shirt once I am certified.

Edited January 14, 2010 by Lisa O

[maverick56]

3 of my most-worn t-shirts:

I <heart> Gitmo (it's pink and the heart has barbed wire wrapped around it, great eye-catcher at airports)

"We don't do drive-bys... We stop" (has an air-assault team dusting in on the back)

"Parachutes are for Pussies" (really pisses off those Airborne boys, haha)

That's just what I've got putting my laundry away. Seen a million, I'm sure I'll think of more.

Edited January 14, 2010 by maverick56

[Dragoon]

Opportunity only knocks once. Temptation leans on the doorbell.

USMC Recruiting Station Berkley: We piss off more hippies by 9am than you do all day. (If hippies were up before noon.)

I♣Hippies

[Lisa O]

USMC Recruiting Station Berkley: We piss off more hippies by 9am than you do all day. (If hippies were up before noon.)

I♣Hippies

Bwhahahahaha I am way too close to Berzerkely, so that one hits nice and close to home!

[Richard B the EMT]

EMS- Here to save your ass, not to kiss it.

Member of the EMS Piss and Moan about everything club

(I own one of them)

Joe EMT (Shows Snoopy as an EMT, I own one of them, too.)

[Pa_f_Medic]

I always Liked : Paramedics Save Lives...EMT'S Save Paramedics

[chaser]

OK, not EMS related but saw this on a baby's tee shirt:

IPOOD

[Richard B the EMT]

"I SLEPT ON A VIRGIN ISLAND"

"I'm a Virgin, but this is an old T-Shirt"

"You're just upset because the voices don't talk to you!"

I had one from a Dunkin Donuts in Aruba, saying to all vacationers, "It's worth the trip".

And, showing the tropical birds, "One can't, but Toucan!"

Edited January 29, 2010 by Richard B the EMT