windsong

In Calgary here I saw one of our ambulance's go by one night couldn't figure why the lites inside were blinking off and on for. The driver just gave me a weird look and through up his hands like he didn't know either. I'd like to see one with christmas lights on it for next year. :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_kZJJUc4mQ&hl=en

Did you do your research? because I posted that one on here last year. Just so you know that how is it possible for you to find it when there are over 2,359 posts and it's in there somewhere right? :wink: right!

I like #92 / #103 / #116 and #118.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udjslr20__0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4fyPTLYAqw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0rm4gWWN9o

You should watch the one guy faint, the medics escort him to his wife to be, wearing a non-rebreather. Also look for the one called Mall parking lot, two woman fighting with their cars, make sure you dont forget the bumper sticker on the newer car. :wink: I cant take anymore of those videos, they are to hilarious, even my cat wonders what I'm upto.

I have nothing to back this up except a Richardson Tx phone number, the gentleman that lived there had something we dont hear very often, he had ovaries and male gentalia. Now I dont know if he still lives there because I havent talked to him since 2005, his name was Adam Rhyr.

Here's something I dont want to rememeber but I will say this, my neighbor who lived a few doors down, her son had CF (Cystic Fibrosis) he was only 15 months old and I used to babysit him when she ran to the store. I remember hearing sirens then I saw the ambulance race down my street to her home, thinking the worst I ran out in my PJ's and bare feet, then I saw the medics race in, then the police came around the corner and stopped right where I stood and ran in. Apparenly Christopher got upset about something that it caused him to stop breathing, it reminds me of how my Uncle when he was 15 months old and wanted so badly to go with his dad (they lived on a farm then) but when his dad, my grandfather said no, Uncle Gervais had a temper tantrum, he choked and couldnt get his breath and he died right there. Apparently Christopher threw a temper tantrum and choked, he stopped breathing, so when the medics came, they tried to revive him, all their efforts couldnt bring him back. So when I went to the funeral, I couldnt hold back any longer I cried so hard to the point of throwing up, it was just really that hard to see him like that. In Memory of Christopher Michael Stanton, age 15 months.

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this... "Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate (Quoted by EMTigger) as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after you drink a few beers." ________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________

This is really cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjj_DQWCtU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xqLuO_-Qzk

The average person only gets 7 correct. This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see! There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer! Can you beat 23?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go. Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions. REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk... Then, before you pass this on to your friends, change the number on the subject line to show how many you got correct. Forward to your friends and also back to the one who sent it to you. LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. Here we go! 1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? 2. How many states are there in the USA ? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? 4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label? 5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? 6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!) 7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? 9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise? 11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run? 12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons? 14. Which way do fans rotate? 15 How many sides does a stop sign have? 16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side? 17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? 20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package? 21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? 22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats? 23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? 24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? ANSWERS 1. On a standard tra ffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? BOTTOM 2. How many states are there in the USA ? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 50 3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty 's torch? RIGHT 4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell 's soup label? BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK & GOLD 5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? 1, 0 6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? RIGHT 7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 20 8. On the United States flag is the top stripe re! d or white? RED 9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 88 10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise? CLOCKWISE (NORTH OF THE EQUATOR) 11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run? TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT 12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 12 (no #1) 13 On which side of a women's blouse are the butto ns? LEFT 14. Which way do fans rotate? CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT 15 How many sides does a stop sign have? 8 16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side? LEFT 17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 5 18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 6 19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? BASHFUL 20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard packag e? 8 21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? ACE OF SPADES 22 On wh ich side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats? LEFT 23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? * , # 24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 3 25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? COUNTER Now send it to some of your friends and put your score in the subject box!!!