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Asysin2leads

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I nearly crapped myself reading the 'translated' page of a little discussion about arrest protocols we had a while back. For some reason, Dustdevil's post struck me as particularly funny.

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=h...php%3Fp%3D83768

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Scaramedic

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I had to Gizoogle something so I did the Gettysburg address, I like it kind of catchy yo yo yo.

[sub:596a4f5102]"Fourscore n seven years ago our playa brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty n dedicated ta tha proposizzles tizzle all men is created equal spittin' that real shit. Now we is engaged in a bootylicious civil war, test'n bitch tizzy nation or any nation so conceived n so dedicated can long endure . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. We is met on a bootylicious battlefield of that war. We have come ta dedicate a portion of that field as a final rest'n-place fo` those who hizzle gizzy they lives thiznat tizzy nation might live fo' rizeal. It is drug deala fitt'n n poser that we should do this. But in a brotha sense, we cannot dedicizzles we cannot consecrizzle we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, liv'n n dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our pizzle brotha ta add or detract. The world wizzill shawty note nor long rememba W-H-to-tha-izzat we say here, but it can drug deala forget whizzay tizzle did here and yo momma. It is fo` us tha liv'n hustla ta be dedicated here ta tha unfinished wizzay which tizzle who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is ratha fo` us ta be hizzy dedicated ta tha bootylicious tizzy ho-slappin' before us--that from these honored dead we takes increazed devotion ta T-H-to-tha-izzat cause fo` whizzich they gave tha last fizzull measure of devotizzles we hizzy highly resolve that these dead shall not hizzle died in vain, tizzle this nation unda God shall have a new birth of freedom, n that government of tha people, by tha people, fo` tha thugz shizzall not perish from tha earth."[/sub:596a4f5102]

I always wondered what it would have sounded like if Lincoln was down with da homeys.

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