paramedicmike Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 The CDC is on board with preparations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMTDenny Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) Don`t forget the double tap! Safety first! Oh no!!! How could I forget the double tap.! Edited August 1, 2012 by EMTB.Denny389 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief1C Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I think I'll just pop myself off before the need to fight off Zombies arrives. Seems like too much trouble. But if they could talk, I would go dig up a few bodies with a backhoe and ask some fricken questions. Though, at least one already lost the brain. I suppose the way to prevent zombie-ism, would be to remove the brain before burying the dead. Or just drive a stake through their skull before closing the casket. Yanno, like embalming and piercing the heart used to prevent people from being buried alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillKaneEMT Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 Or, you could embalm every body with napalm. Then when they rise from the dead the slightest spark will make them burst into flames, toasting them and any zombie bystanders. Plus, it's a great way to use that pesky surplus napalm instead of making truckers and railwaymen cart it all across the country. Win win. Win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorenus Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Or, you could embalm every body with napalm. Then when they rise from the dead the slightest spark will make them burst into flames, toasting them and any zombie bystanders. Plus, it's a great way to use that pesky surplus napalm instead of making truckers and railwaymen cart it all across the country. Win win. Win? Would be kinda risky, though, seeing that you`d might get burned too, if you were standing all too close to a zombie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard B the EMT Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Sorry, Vorenus, but if you're that close to a zombie flambe, at least you won't become a zombie yourself. You do realize I'm lol on the entire topic? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFIB Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Why not just cremate them all and turn the fan on just in case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwayneEMTP Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Why not just cremate them all and turn the fan on just in case! Wait, isn't that how all the trouble started in Night of the Living Dead II, or III or something? The crematorium ashes blowing across the town? I mean, c'mon, butt out if you're not going to take this seriously....We're talking about zombies here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFIB Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Wait, isn't that how all the trouble started in Night of the Living Dead II, or III or something? The crematorium ashes blowing across the town? I mean, c'mon, butt out if you're not going to take this seriously....We're talking about zombies here... So long as it is my job to repopulate the earth, we can be very serious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkadelic Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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