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Thankyou for that honest post Urbanmedic461. Although its easy for someone like me to want to say my uncle was being selfish when commited suicide. That was my initial reaction now over a year later since his suicide and a few months since my last post I do realize that he was lost in a world of darkness much like you described. You helped me understand what he may have been going through. Sorry for what you went through but its great that you can help others.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Good post. Vs eh- i didn't vote due to the wording of your poll question. Do you have a problem with Homosexuals? I don't have a problem with the person, it's what they are doing I don't agree with morally. But like ffemt said its like any other "sin" to me i'm not here to judge or to hate. Maybe if you worded it Do you have a problem with homosexuality? Love the sinner hate the sin. BTW-i am also just a sinner who is saved by grace everyday

Rule of thumb: Guys who are as small as or smaller than a thumb should not wear: a) Bikini of any kind-this includes speedo Banana hammocks-OUT OF QUESTION! c) Thongs d) Nut hugger's -otherwise short shorts-80'style, bike tights etc. anything with spandex. And above all stubby should definitely NOT under any circumstance prance, dance, strut, walk or even talk to anyone in public with above apparel on.

Yes, I agree some people are way to uptight around here. But i guess that is the risk you take when you post something on a forum like this you open yourself up to all kinds of opinions.

The bigger the muscles the smaller the uh.. er.."package".

Ha no i didn't --good enough.

now get me a picture of the current President of the USA Shaking hands with the Vice President.

Chevy Chase from Modern Problems [after snorting up a bunch of powder that was supposed to banish the 'demons' from his system] Max: Ahahahaha...I like it! --- you have to see it

Another all time great movie is The Ref you have to just about quote the whole movie but heres a few: [Gus on the phone with a bartender] Gus: Is there a Murray there. Bartender: [to the patrons] Is there a Murray here? [into the phone] Bartender: I don't think he's here, pal. Gus: See if there's a waste of f#cking life named Murray, try that. Bartender: [to the patrons] Is there a f#cking waste of life named Murray here? Murray: Gussy? Yeah that's me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lloyd: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Murray: [On the phone] How do I know this is Gussy? Gus: Because the next time I see you I'm gonna tear all the hair outta your balls ONE BY ONE, you f#ckin' mule! How about that? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vacation-Great movie: Clark: I think you're all f#cked in the head. We're ten hours from the f#cking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f#cking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our g@damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're a$$holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shitt! Christmas Vacation: Clark: ... we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f#cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shitt he is. Hallelujah. Holy shitt. Where's the Tylenol? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coming to America: Prince Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors. Voice: Hey. F#ck you. Prince Akeem: Yes. Yes. F#ck you, too.

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Oh i love Office Space there are to many to count in that one but i love this one: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'? Lawrence: No. No, man. Shitt, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

I was almost ashamed to post my score but then it looks as if ill fit right in 8) 625 Most of it done in my ignorant youth

Sucked!!!! But judge for yourself here. The only ones i liked were "rock, paper, sizzors" and "the Snickers" was kind of funny but i have to be honest i didn't watch them all. emtp

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You know what they say about things you don't have... No j/k I just love my stumble button on mozilla it take me crazy places.

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"Mental foreplay? I come here for a boner and you want me to play Sudoku?..." patently silly

patently silly

This is the funny stuff section and Asys has not let me down- i almost hate reading your posts whilst drinking anything... my new comp screen almost bit it this morning...thanks. :wink:

It should work now just go to the web site and choose. :oops:

Ok try this and take your pick here suggestions hospitalized pt. and 1 hr optical Al lowes video humor Edit for probs does that work?

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Ok try this whole page and just pick out the ones you want to hear. suggestions: vibrator call your husband is fired dead hampster car repair gay and lesb Al Lowe's humor site Edit: does this work better?

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That Dane Cook sure is a funny Bit@#! that one made me laugh.. Edit: for poor spelling