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  1. So as the conversation goes on we should take a look and the Borneo Chimanzee's. They have discovered that this species is pretty close to our own dna. They use sex as a conflict resolution tactic, they may something...........................................

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  2. I was thinking with all the differnt types of conversations we have here how does our interpetation of a persons screen name and profile pic reflect on how we are going to respond to that persons posts. I dont want this to just turn into a bashing session but would like some imput. Maybe explain your own screen name if you choose (i think this is a thread some where )

    So my screen name comes from my Husband, It is suppose to be sarcastic as Im really not that happy......He gave me this name after an argument I won because apperently I was really happy after winning, and it just stuck for 23 years............................

    The screen name Crotichity is the one Im going to comment on. When I first noticed his SN I thought that it would be some over middle aged white man that was crabby and would be argumentative. Well I was partially right the fact that he was Black kind of threw me for a loop. Now I like his avitar because I like Snoopy but it is really the opposite of his personality........

  3. ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

    The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20's, a woman's

    are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

    After 50, they are like onions'.

    'Onions?'

    'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

    The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his

    20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch: flexible but

    reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

    'A Christmas tree?'

    'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.

  4. Ok that's funny right there ! I missed it first read through LMFAO !

    Happi: If you had done your native studies I did a study for 20 years and then married him does that count(lol) the west coast FN primarily Haida, called them man/woman and usually a shaman (flamers the more derogatory modern day terminology) they were traditionally very artistic (that sounds stereotypical but YES but it was the truth) I have you had the pleasure of meeting Roy Henry Vickers his work I would die to have one print on my wall. But in the great plains Cree, Blood, Sioux, Den'e culture's they the man/woman were ostracised and sometimes executed as they were not considered "warriors" even though the Haida were some of the fiercest.

    Looked up Roy Vickers and yep I can see the Haida influance, but if you are interested in Haida Art you let me know because my house is full of it and I know the dark alleys to go to for some. If your interested in Carvings and want to spoil your self you look up Cory Savard, she is awsome and under the eye of Reg Davidson. The Haidas were very fierce when they raided I would recomend "in the wake of the war canoe" if you want to know what the did to the enemy. The even paddled down to Victoria to cut some politians head off, and they succeeded :) one less polititian

    Even if one goes back to the Greeks in ancient times homosexuality has been around forever, I have 2 VERY good friends that are female gay .. I am called their "Stag Hag" I just wish they would share the videos LOL. So funny story. Went out to the pub one night and had a great time, Next day my friend said ohhhhh I was finally kissed by a fur trader. It took me a very long time to get that one but one I did I made sure that all the lesbians I know, knew of this new term,(the ones with a sence of humor any ways)

    I take no issue with the union of 2 humans I DO take offence that "Special Rights" are sought by the militants amongst the G/L community . The unfortunant things thow squint baby is that those special rights are probably freely given to straight peoples

    As a Scot .. best not dis me Kilt .. or my Broadsword will be pulled from its sheath, its not a dress lads, it has no zippers so you don't scare the sheep away. Has anyone tried to look under your kilt ? And now since I know your a scott was the song called the sleeping scottsman was made just for you

  5. I come from a very open minded community. We have a alot of people in the "gay" community and I am friends with most of them. Some are married with kids, some are single, and some are married w/o kids. They are all awsome contributors to our community and they do deserve to be married if that is what they so choose.

    I have no problem with gay couples getting married and really I dont care if their divorce rate is higher, or if they have outside partners and actually its none of my bussiness. Kind of its none of my bussiness what any one does as per sex, marriage, and family.

    I was very fortunante to have a good friend in high school that was gay. He was awsome and everyone liked him, he didnt suffer the gay bashing that some other kids did. But with that being said he never shoved it in our faces either, he partied and just had fun like any other teenager. One guy here is 6ft 6 and a bit flamming (if i can use that term), when he gets tormented by the fishermen that come to town he just beats the crap out of them. Probably not the best way to go but the looks on the homophobic fishermen is priceless and it is kind of funny to watch.

    Those who are completly against probably dont know that chances are a few of their freinds are still in the closet, because they think of gay people as liberacies, because most media is focused on that type of gay person. Its like when years a go I saw a news story on welfare wednesday and they showed only drunk indians and one white guy. No wonder society thinks that all indians are drunks.

    Well there is my speil

    Im just glad that those from Alberta are NOT allowed to date or marry those from BC ;) they would be called Balbertans

  6. When I was an animal trainer I found that many blacks that I worked with had an intense irrational fear of dogs, any dogs. I'm not completely sure why that was...

    But, having that fear disqualifies them from working EMS in your eyes Ruffles?

    Funny you mentioned that Dwayne. When I showed shepherds many moons ago my breeder said the same thing about natives. She even had a theroy and it was that every race of person lets out different brain waves and the dogs will pick up on it. When I walk my dogs around town the do noticeably react different to white, and native. Never know there might be a study in that one.

  7. Physical fitness is a key component for EMS providers in the field. It is also possibly one of the areas that is most neglected. I hear guys post that they are no longer in the field because of injury. I read of the high incidence of emergency workers and on the job heart attacks.

    How often do you work out?

    How often do you do cardio and how often do you lift weights?

    Are you happy with your workout regimen?

    I kick box 2 times a week

    I do a morning workout of crunches and sit ups with a medicine ball

    Yep I am pretty happy

    I have been blessed with a strong body, have never had a back injury, and have always been fairly active. I live 5 minutes from the Pacific Ocean and walk it when I have a chance. I must admit in the winter months I am less active than in the summer. The summer here we have daylight until about 11:30 at night.

  8. Why didnt you do an emergency c-section ruff ? MOOOOO I have always believed in there is no such thing as a stupid question until today.To the OP, your memory is a good sign that you care, when stuff like that does not bother you anymore it is time to get out of the job. The fact that someone has become accustom to something dosnt mean they have stopped careing, Kind of reminds me of a famous Alan Alda quote from MASH:Rule #1 in war: Young men die. Rule #2 in war: Doctors can not change rule # 1.Remember that you did not cause her to die, you did your best to reverse a bad situation, and many times you can't. Well really cant disagree with that statement now can I

    To the OP You should go and find someone that you can talk to. Not just the fact that it was a horrible call but because you might start having the deer in head lights syndrom when you are confronted with your next maternity call. Good luck and I hope you sleep well soon.

  9. Typical male answers, as you ignore the blatent discrimination by so many employers. These lifting test are nothing but a way to keep women out of EMS. I will bet anyone 1000 dollars that if we went to this employer and dragged employees from the field that have been there 10 years (male or female), half of them could not pass this test, and I guarantee you 100% of the male managers could not pass it.

    So my question to you since you singled out male managers, could you pass it ?

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  10. Only in BC eh ? LOL !

    Whats so funny (find your knife :whistle: ) I have found so many things quickly by still doing this little 10 sec proceedure that would make your head shake LOL. And by doing this the gun would be found before they are in the Ambulance, so there :P

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