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Hello my FB friends: I want to stay PRIVATELY connected with you. However, with the recent changes in FB, the "public" can now see activities in ANY wall. This happens when our friend hits "like" or "comment" ~ automatically, their friends would see our posts too. Unfortunately, we cannot change this setting by ourselves because Facebook has configured it this way. PLEASE place your mouse over my name above (DO NOT CLICK), a window will appear, now move the mouse on “FRIENDS" (also wit...
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One of the up sides to having a son with autism? Having someone in the household that thinks that untangling Christmas lights is one of the coolest things ever...and friggin' rocks at it.... After doing his third or fourth strand that began the evening looking like giant, green, hairballs..."There you go! Ready for some more!" I swear, hearing that is like a decor-gasm, as I couldn't hate doing it any worse than I do..
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How much does Dylan charge? Can you put him on a plane tonight!? I have a huge box of lights that somehow became giant, green, hairballs since last year. You know Dwayne, he could make enough money each year to put himself through college. Do you know how many people throw away working green hairballs every year out of sheer frustration? Food for thought...
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One last trip to the kitchen before going to sleep, and it reminded me of one of the best parts of Thanksgiving.... Eating the leftover whipped cream our of the can/tub! It rocks, right??
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"If it be now, ’t is not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the readiness is all..." William Shakespeare
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Dylan-ism for today... After blowing Dylan a kiss at bedtime, he caught it, pretended to eat it, and then as I was walking away said, "Hey dad! Your kisses taste like hearts!" What kind of person sends that kind of love to an idiot like me? I don't know either, but I know that I don't want to be an idiot any more.... I'm wondering, of all the men here, who believes that they are who they should be without the love and thoughts of those that "see" them? Without that? Man, I'm a 50 year old...
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So, I got Babs a laser hair removal system...Why? None of your damn business. But, what I'm wondering is, now that I'm pushing 50, is it bad that I most want to use it on my nose and ears? (Ok, not most...but, you know...) Why has the hair left the top of my head and gone to those places??
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Quoted from the openly gay team on the Amazing Race..."There are some things that The Gays (direct quote) are just naturally good at...and balloon animals is one of them..." 'The Gays', genetically superior balloon animal creators... Why did I laugh at this for ten minutes? No idea...But it's friggin' hilarious...