I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL AND IT WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO POST!!!
> > > Nuns on Vacation
> > > Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through
> > > Europe in
> > > their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
>light.
> > > Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of
> > > the
> > > car and hisses through the windshield.
> > > "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
> > > Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
> > > says
> > > Sister Helen.
> > > Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
>clings
> > > on
> > > and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
> > > "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
>the
> > > Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield
> > > washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on
> > > and
> > > continues hissing at the nuns.
> > > "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?
> > > "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
> > > "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and
> > > shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"