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hammerpcp

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  1. Have you forgotten the ever important "stare of life"?
  2. Post decontamination procedures
  3. Don't worry about it honey. If you can't handle it I'll drive.
  4. First of all, Huh? And secondly, what is the f#$%ing problem with this?
  5. Why don't you start us off.
  6. Anything fast and hard will do. And yes we all do it.
  7. How do you know if it's a TIA if she is still symptomatic? or are NREMT's trained in psychic readings?
  8. Well ewe'r first problem is the lack of opposable thumbs. Although hooves are awfully sexy, you can't do much with them.
  9. No. The pick-up was good........It was the drop that hurt her.
  10. Michael you're so sensitive. :bunny: I know what happened! I picked up this lady last week. Her dizziness and disequilibrium has been ongoing for 50 years. She has Menieres disease. Did I win?
  11. Ahh yes. Also seen in cardiac tamponad. I have never heard that term before, and come to think of it I'm not sure there actually is a technical term for it other then a description of the sign, namely mottling of upper chest and face. Chbare, can you do the chbare countdown? 5..4..3...2...1..Stare!? How's life in Care-alot? which one are you? Chbare lmao. I kill me. I can't get this image of a fuzzy little guy with a cute little picture on his tummy taking care of pt's and sharing his "special feelings'. :love5:
  12. Geez, I go to bed for six hours and I miss everything! But wait! There is still an opportunity to educate me. <---------What is that? Is it really relevant if he is circumcised or not?
  13. "Adele, put that titty back where it belong"
  14. I've got to say there is some merit to that.
  15. I'm not sure if we can just take your word for that Marty.
  16. Add a little warming gel and you almost have a pleasant intubating experience.
  17. Except some of us have vary little free time. I personally have a PDA which has proven itself invaluable on several occasions. Especially on the topics of medications, adverse reactions, overdose symptoms etc. My service may be to substandard but our pockets just aren't big enough for the CPS .
  18. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Go Ace. Way to take credit for someone else's work! Congrats!
  19. WTF was that? LOL. I'd like to tell a little story about an American you all know :evil2: who was recently in Canada. He thought the Canadian tire money I had lying all over my car (I'm a slob) was Canadian currency. LMAO!
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