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"Dead is never convenient" heading to Austin tomorrow morning in hopes of beating death to say good bye to my grandma

On Medical Leave =( Epstein Bahr kicking my ass today. Well back to bed

Awww a long weekend what more can you ask for

Michele Bachmann is a moron on John Wayne history. Wow he wasn't born in Waterloo but Winterset. Idiot for president. Lmfao.

Had my iphone stolen..but recovered using find my iphone!!!!! Charges were still pressed though

Gas is down to 3.37 a gallon now all over des moines.

So, finally I sign on and someone's in chat. So, I go to sign in. And it says I'm kicked from the chat as soon as it loads. ???

Does anyone ever go into chat anymore?

Just ran with the trash in tow to catch the trash man!

Dead slow shift for my 24 so far. Rig check and an RMA in 12hrs. 12 to go still.

Dead slow shift for my 24 so far. Rig check and an RMA in 12hrs. 12 to go still.

Shift from hell is over. I have a new respect for ER Techs and Triage Nurses. BTW I aww you two (you know who you are) a drink and or dinner.

On duty 1500-0300. Let see how quiet this one is.

Dear paramedics: Please remember to be nice and respectful to your basic partner... we are people to

And why is it that peoples Horoscopes can take up half my friggin' Facebook page but I have to create a 'note' for my two paragraphs because it was longer than 420 characters? (Tell me that some FB stoner didn't pick that max.)

WE GOT THE M*****F***** !!!!!! Hope the head shot guy gets the $25M Bounty.

Is it just me, or is the ability to see who left the positive and negative ratings broken? I've been unable to check them on several computers...I think that it's a valuable function.

This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. ~George Bernard Shaw

how is it i've been only TWO shifts and only got TWO calls... and we only transported ONE patient, where is the action?

Ok, it's official. I'm tired of taking care of myself. I want to go home now....

Geez. 5 shifts now without a call. I eaither live in the healthiest and safest town in America or folks finally realized they can get to the ED themselves.

No one could say this like the good ol' Duke: "If you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." (John Wayne)

snowing again....will Colorado ever see the sun again?

OK Snow over =) Folks, if your leg hurt since Monday, dont call on Thursday at 1am in a blizzard LOL Anyways, all is good. Back at the regular job for the overnight.

is hole up south of atlanta watching for the cops