EMT'S VS. MEDIC'S

[bbbrammer]

jeeeeez,I hate that damn saying,can we stop using that statement on this forum. This past weekend I saw some moron wearing that t-shirt at the local walmart( oh ,and he had 2 pagers on his belt) I swear I just wanted to go over and rip the freakin thing off of him and beat him over the head with any item near by. :evil:

You know I don't really like it that much either, but the thread of the topic is sayings having to do with EMT's vs Medics. The point is to share information, whether it is something you believe in or not.

[Pablo the Pirate]

EMT= Extrodinary Masocistic Tendoncies

[chazmedic]

"Really, it's the flu. Not a hangover"

Saw this a couple of years ago at a state EMS convention for sale. Had a big 'ol star of life on the front and back and had the "Top Ten Lies Told By EMT's" on the back.

Other gems included:

"Yeah I'm good starting IV's."

"It's the road, not my driving"

"I have to remove your clothes to assess your lungs sounds"

"Why I cleaned the back of the ambulance just this morning"

It was right next to the "Redneck EMS", "Big Johnson EMS", and the "Co-Ed Naked EMS" shirt.

"Only the tough, code blue in the buff"

Give me my raise now!

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[windsong]

Ok it was at first you dont succeed try, try again.

You're probably right about the EMT's vs Medic's, but I wanted to hear about some of the bumper stickers out there, if I could write my own, boy I would by now have hundreds to give away.

I had knee surgery thursday and while I am trying hard not to be mean while some of YOU out there dont like the attitude of this thread, fine . . .BYTE ME!

I am though taking this in stride, I want to see y'all play nice, respect me, I'll respect you.

Yes I do know there was another thread started on this, but like I have

In the Calgary sun paper I found this thing called POWER THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! Instead of reading horoscopes, I feel the thought speaks more volumes to me and here is what it said to me . . .

Transform bad times to good.

Difficulties mould our character so we can become BETTER rather than BITTER. (sharing ideas).

"Blessed are they who persevere under trial, because when they have stood the test, they will recieve the crown of life." James1:12

www.powerthought.ca

Did you ALL understand that??

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Bumper Stickers

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her

...or something like that.

Keep honking while I reload.

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Bad Cop! No Donut!

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

Sorry, I don't date outside my species

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep. ...

Montana - At least our cows are sane!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Wink, I'll do the rest!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Diarrhea is inherited. It runs in your jeans!

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

My karma ran over my dogma.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

i souport publik edekasion.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

There's too much blood in my alcohol system. (For Richard)

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted: Telepathy ... you know where to apply.

Hang up and drive.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

Born again pagan.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Wink, I'll do the rest!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Ax me about Ebonics

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

Boldly going nowhere

CATS: The other white meat

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

Warning: I intentionally run over small, furry animals.

Don't be sexist - broads hate that

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

I'm an imbecile and I vote

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull

CAUTION: I drive just like you!

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."

Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.

It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.

"Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point."

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That.

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

Constipated people don't give a crap.

If you drink, don't park--accidents cause people.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.

If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

Boldly going nowhere

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and drive.

Be safe,

Ridryder 911

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There were others along the line of this thread but felt Ridryder had some cute ones and alot of time on his hands, well why not it's CHRISTMAS. :santa: Thanks Rid

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[Chief1C]

I don't care if the person who shows up to save my life is a basic, medic or a six year old who just watched Rescue 911... But you better know every tiny detail of the skills involved with the job title you've earned.