What is the best EMS shirt line you've ever seen....

[bbbrammer]

I am always scouting for good EMS t-shirts since there aren't very many out there. I am starting to collect the best one-liners that I can find, but this one is the best I have seen:

"EMT's come when people go down"

What's the best line you've seen?

[KE5EHI]

"If the patient isn't on fire, get the f*** out of the way"

"EMS: When you absolutely, positively cannot afford a taxi"

"Save an ambulance, ride an EMT"

[mediccjh]

I find those stupid lines on T-shirts downgrade our profession and make us look like carrot wackers.

[emtkelley]

I don't care for them either. I think the worst one I saw was "I'm here to save your ass, not kiss it". Now that's special........

[Goose]

midnight medicine has a few good shirts

[bunnos]

this was an advert for "dormicum"

"SLEEP WITH YOUR PARAMEDIC" - DORMICUM

[nsmedic393]

"I'M A PLUMBER"

[EMS49393]

I don't actually own any EMS tshirts with snappy one-liners, however I do get a chuckle at some of them. I agree they don't bring much to our profession. However, the afford the taxi line is perhaps the closest truth to be told, especially in urban EMS.

There is a fantastic DNR tshirt out there. "Unless you witnessed my cardiac arrest, caught my body as it fell, and did immediate, picture perfect CPR while you set a bi-phasic defibrillator which discharged 200 joules into my heart within 60 seconds of the arrest, and have the appropriate drugs standing by, within arms reach... Don't Touch Me!" Although I'd never wear such a shirt because it reeks of whackerdom, I would consider having it drawn up as my own personal DNR order.

[weasel 108]

Another stupid t- shirt I've seen was "My Time My Gas To Save Your A$$" I believe this was a volunteer shirt.

Several years back in the county that I work in there was a t-shirt going around ( I'll admit I had one) that said "Career EMS, it's not a Hobby". Yep,that pi$$ed off quite a few vollys in my area.

[kyle308]

i saw one that said "firefighters may be able to stand the heat...but EMT's can legally take ur clothes off"