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Dunk tank humor/insults for fire and vollys


DwayneEMTP

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At least they saved the chimney.

They saved the chimney? That's pretty good - usually they just save the basement...

Firefighters.... not too bright, sure can lift things.

The fireman climbs the ladder to the bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette, "Ah", he says, "you are the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month".

"But, I'm not pregnant!"

"You're not rescued yet!"

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Speaking of the Chimney, or Chimley, depending on your location geographically in the North East.

Historical tidbit, while the Pike Pole was a fishing tool, it's use in early firefighting was a pike, attached to a long wooden pole. A lot longer than you see today. It's purpose was to grab hold of a burning chimney, and pull it down and away from the home.

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LOL! You better wear body armour if you're going to toss out some of these insults!

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Damn it...they cancelled it due to weather....

Thanks for the help all, I was really convinced I could generate some serious bank for the charity... :-)

Maybe next year.

Dwayne

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  • 2 weeks later...

Thanks a lot guys...this is going to be a friggin' blood bath...I can't wait!

I have until Saturday, so I could use more ideas if you've got 'em....(Not sure yet what time Wendy...)

Have a great day all!

Dwayne

I missed when and where!! I sooo want to go. I may be close nuff to attend. Where is it?

I suppose I should have read the whole post. Dammit I sooo would have recorded that and put it up here for ya. I think Wendy and I could have had fun with that... (insert me moping around now here)

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