mobey Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Calgary Zoo officials can't imagine why injured man scaled fence at tiger exhibit (CP) – 2 hours ago CALGARY — Calgary Zoo officials say they don't know why a man scaled one of two fences around the tiger exhibit where he was attacked and suffered "significant" injuries to his arms. The zoo says the 27-year-old climbed the outer safety fence around the tiger enclosure and his arm was dragged through a second fence when he was hooked by the animal's claw. The two-year-old male Siberian tiger that attacked had the run of his enclosure overnight. Another 27-year-old man who was with the victim then called a security person he knew for help. Officials says the two men broke into the zoo around 1 a.m. Police are investigating and say they are considering charges of break and enter. Copyright © 2009 The Canadian Press. All rights reserved. OK, here is the inside scoop. The 2 drunk idiots somehow get around the security systems at the zoo, and enter the tiger cage to "wrestle" it. One drunk duchebag sticks his arm inside the inner fence while trying to scale it, and the tiger rips it off! The 2 drunk douchebags then summon thier friend/securityguard and he calls 911 (Hmmm..... wonder how they got in in the first place?? Maybe thier friend/securityguard would know LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emtannie Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I saw this on the news tonight.... and the newscaster said "Police suspect alcohol may have been a factor." Geez - ya think??????? This was not a random act, like a meteorite falling out of the sky... this was pre-meditated stupidity; unfortunately, some tree-hugging, whale-saving PETA member will blame the tiger for doing what it does naturally - catching stupid mammals to eat... personally, I think this is just another fine example of Darwinism.. and God bless idiots for keeping us employed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireMedic65 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobey Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 idiots One armed idiot. Owned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireMedic65 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) OM NOM NOM NOM NOM Edited October 6, 2009 by FireMedic65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBEMT Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 NSFW for language. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard B the EMT Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 There once was a lady from Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger! (author unknown) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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