When girls don't put out!!!

[Richard B the EMT]

Then you are lucky.

[Brandyz]

Ohhhhhh thats Harsh!!!!

[Lone Star]

Best hope she has a sense of humor, or you'll be referring to her as your "Ex-fiancee".

Either that, or you're going to end up changing your name to 'nun'....aint gonna get nun, aint gonna see 'nun' cant touch 'nun'.....you get the idea.....

[firedoc5]

Man! I knew I was screwing up somewhere. But where??? I know, when money went bye-bye, so did the gal.

[Richard B the EMT]

Would you still love me if I lost all my money?

Reply:

Yes, and I would miss you too.

[EMT_hopeful]

that was hilarious!!!i wish i would have thought of that back when i was married!!

[Baron von Trump]

:cry:Oh dear not again ! Once again I read an American bemoaning his lack of sex. Alas judging by the many other responses it would appear to be a common and terminal problem with our colonial cousins.

The trouble with American men is that they generally lack the wit, charm , intelligence and sophistication to enchant and beguile the female of the species.

As we all know, the "little Ladies" are emotional creatures. Their little heads full of vanity and triffles.

To obtain sex upon demand and own a women who will obey meakly all your demands, take heed of the following rules (Its called the English system)

To control a female and a man must be assured, calm and collected at all times.

Do not under any circumstances show emotion or weakness.

A man must be witty and urbane, kind and reasonably considerate.

Be skilled in the art of love making (ask an Englishman to draw you a diagram)

[itku2er]

:cry:Oh dear not again ! Once again I read an American bemoaning his lack of sex. Alas judging by the many other responses it would appear to be a common and terminal problem with our colonial cousins.

The trouble with American men is that they generally lack the wit, charm , intelligence and sophistication to enchant and beguile the female of the species.

As we all know, the "little Ladies" are emotional creatures. Their little heads full of vanity and triffles.

To obtain sex upon demand and own a women who will obey meakly all your demands, take heed of the following rules (Its called the English system)

To control a female and a man must be assured, calm and collected at all times.

Do not under any circumstances show emotion or weakness.

A man must be witty and urbane, kind and reasonably considerate.

Be skilled in the art of love making (ask an Englishman to draw you a diagram)

I hate to burst your bubble there sir burbon but WOMEN arent property to be OWNED. But this was a JOKE lighten up dude. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[firedoc5]

:cry:Oh dear not again ! Once again I read an American bemoaning his lack of sex. Alas judging by the many other responses it would appear to be a common and terminal problem with our colonial cousins.

The trouble with American men is that they generally lack the wit, charm , intelligence and sophistication to enchant and beguile the female of the species.

As we all know, the "little Ladies" are emotional creatures. Their little heads full of vanity and triffles.

To obtain sex upon demand and own a women who will obey meakly all your demands, take heed of the following rules (Its called the English system)

To control a female and a man must be assured, calm and collected at all times.

Do not under any circumstances show emotion or weakness.

A man must be witty and urbane, kind and reasonably considerate.

Be skilled in the art of love making (ask an Englishman to draw you a diagram)

Hey, Baron, are you always this condescending to women and us "yanks"? Like itku2er said, it's a joke. Lighten up. Have fun. This is the funny side of EMS.

[letmesleep]

Oh how it pains me to be an American......I weep every day that my eyes open following a nights slumber only to find myself in such a wreched country. Oh how I wish I could ram a stick up my ass and walk around so full of myself in a most dignified way as an English gent.......oh bloody hell!

Get over yourself!!!!