Baron von Trump

:cry:Oh dear not again ! Once again I read an American bemoaning his lack of sex. Alas judging by the many other responses it would appear to be a common and terminal problem with our colonial cousins. The trouble with American men is that they generally lack the wit, charm , intelligence and sophistication to enchant and beguile the female of the species. As we all know, the "little Ladies" are emotional creatures. Their little heads full of vanity and triffles. To obtain sex upon demand and own a women who will obey meakly all your demands, take heed of the following rules (Its called the English system) To control a female and a man must be assured, calm and collected at all times. Do not under any circumstances show emotion or weakness. A man must be witty and urbane, kind and reasonably considerate. Be skilled in the art of love making (ask an Englishman to draw you a diagram)

"Suck my sweaty stump !" By Wank Fright Wank Fright is a well known English Folk musician. Now sadly dead following a Paraquat overdose in 1990 following the breakdown of his gay marraige to fellow musician Stefan Uberdong. Wank Fright although little known outside of Britain was a leading influence on more famous musicians such as John Lennon, Elton John and Shania Twain.