10 Things a Paramedic Shouldn't Say

[NYC-EMS]

[Upton4785]

I love the "Well, stop bleeding, I'm hungry" line.

[Laura Anne]

......" don't worry, sir. All bleeding stops eventually." :twisted:

[Just Plain Ruff]

You mean you want me to bring all 7 pieces of your luggage to the ER?

[tyg5496]

yea :!: :arrow: never answer your phone durring an important call

[firedoc5]

OOOPPSS!

While listening to the scanner about another agency's call, "Man, they get all the good stuff!"

I'm taking a shower.

[streetsurgeon]

hey i 'm bleeding here

it's ok , it looks like you are about empty____________________asystole___________

[Don1977]

Can you walk?

[LifeSavR]

Medic says "Sir this ride to the hospital is going to be expensive just for a sore throat" Patient "It's Ok I have medicaid" Medic says "Oh and that makes it OK to use us as a taxi?" :roll:

[firedoc5]

Medic says "Sir this ride to the hospital is going to be expensive just for a sore throat" Patient "It's Ok I have medicaid" Medic says "Oh and that makes it OK to use us as a taxi?" :roll:

Or use the ER as a free clinic instead of going to the doc's office.

"Man! Not another one of you."

"What's your sign?"