Female acting drunk? Check diabetes then check tampon

[firedoc5]

I've heard of people putting drugs into their rectum so they are absorbed more quickly, and less painfully than snorting or injecting them. But alcohol? On a tampon? Wouldn't a vodka enema be easier? Sick. But you KNOW someone would try that. :?

Not this puppy. =;

[JakeEMTP]

How, exactly, are we going to check for the smell of ETOH? I know how spenac is going to do it, but what about the rest of you?

Fortunately, this has yet to hit here. I think I'll treat for AMS and ride routine to the ED. :wink:

Wait, isn't checking for ETOH a Basic skill? j/k

[spenac]

Not this puppy. =;

People do it and even discus it. http://members.aol.com/OldRope/etohenma.htm

http://www.enematips.com/beerorwinen.html

[spenac]

(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

Original Submission

DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2008

Submitted by: grimreaper

Reference: Houston Chronicle, Seattle PI, TheAge.com, Reuters

[Richard B the EMT]

I usually don't drink, period, but I am going to have some weird thoughts the next time I see a beer bong at a party!

[Chief1C]

Wouldn't he expel the alcohol after he "passed out"?

[JPINFV]

I guess this is one way to "get a little captain in ya."

[captainstandup]

How, exactly, are we going to check for the smell of ETOH? I know how spenac is going to do it, but what about the rest of you? j/k

If the patient happens to be Jennifer Anniston, Beyonce or Brittany Speers (on a good day) I'll take one "for" the team and volunteer folks! I'm your huckleberry!

[JakeEMTP]

Unfortunately Captain, Eastern NC is home to the " Bojangles 3 x daily" crowd. [-X

[Fluffpaw38]

I wonder if thats why stevo tried to chug beer into his anus