Female acting drunk? Check diabetes then check tampon

[spenac]

Ya know, its bad enough that for days, I have been thinking nothing but "scene safety / BSI, DCAP-BLS-TIC, etc" NON STOP.. Heck now I cant even fall asleep without going a full head-to-toe assessment running through my head. But now...when I was checking for 'vaginal bleeding in females' (in my head) my mind went to this. And I layed there, in my bed, thinking, "how in the heck do they stick a soaked tampon inside???" You cant leave it in the applicator, it wont soak up alot. You can not cram a wet spongy tampon up inside :shock: . So, how are these girls doing this??? Then of course the whole, "OMG I bet that burns" thought went into my head.

My poor brain.. And the darn visuals... ughhhhh.

And NO, I couldnt finish my assessment, I got too perplexed and disgusted, and slightly tired and fell asleep

I am sorry. Really never had any alert enough to explain how they do it. If I learn better I'll let you know. I to wondered about the burning, but again never got to ask. Keep up the good study's.

[LisaO925]

I am sorry. Really never had any alert enough to explain how they do it. If I learn better I'll let you know. I to wondered about the burning, but again never got to ask. Keep up the good study's.

hahaha oh dont worry about that, I think WAY too much about things..

I did find this though, for the heavy drinkers out there

[JPINFV]

You know, I think we should run a study through EMT-City to find out the best insertion techniques and the optimal EtOH concentration. Any volunteers?

[spenac]

You know, I think we should run a study through EMT-City to find out the best insertion techniques and the optimal EtOH concentration. Any volunteers?

Count me out. I prefer to enjoy it's flavor. I don't drink for the effect.

One thing I understand is that it takes a lot less booze to get drunk if taken up the anus or vagina. Never tried it and don't intend to.

[JakeEMTP]

Yeah, I'm with spenac on this one. I'll just have to take someone's word as gospel.

[firedoc5]

I would think that would really burn. :violent3: Alcohol being introduced to the body like that. Perhaps they could get that desperate to risk that kind of discomfort?

[LisaO925]

You know, I think we should run a study through EMT-City to find out the best insertion techniques and the optimal EtOH concentration. Any volunteers?

Bend over

[JPINFV]

Whoa, wait a minute. Since I'm running this experiment, I can't participate as a subject. 8)

[parame]

Thanks for the post, spenac! Can you please specify the BAC levels of such patients?

Out of 3 pages of reactions to this post, only 2 replies so far were written by women... hmmm.

Physiologically speaking - 5% of any alcohol blood level evaporates out through the lungs. The patient would have “alcohol breath” regardless of consumption methods.

Lisa – They must be using the ones with the plastic applicators, soaking it when still intact. Hence my above question to spenac.

[LisaO925]

Whoa, wait a minute. Since I'm running this experiment, I can't participate as a subject. 8)

For me to be the test bunny, I demand dinner at the very least.. Preferably nothing with a drive through