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The Top 10 inventions by Blondes


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1. The Pedal-powered Wheel Chair

2. The Inflatable Dart Board

3. The Submarine Screen Door

4. The Waterproof Towel

5. The Solarpowered Torch

6. The Dictionary Index

7. The Helicopter Ejector Seat

8. Powered Water

9. The Waterproof Tea Bag

10. A Book on How to Read

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Phil.... Do you know where I can get that book on how to read?

How about a book on, How to Read a Book?

Amazon Link - How to Read a Book by Mortimer J. Adler

(Published in 1940 - and it's about how to gather information, while reading a book.. But still. The title.)

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We had a blonde nurse that came up with some of the best blonde jokes. She was nick named "flipper". One day she was wearing a short nurse's uniform and one of the guys said "Nice a$$". She turned around and flipped up the back and said "Thanks".

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Re #5, the solar powered torch.

I presume "torch" in this usage is what I'd call a "flashlight"?

Hey, I had one! Charge it up in the day, when you didn't need the illumination. Admittedly not good if you needed it for more than a half hour at night, as , obviously, you couldn't recharge it.

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7. The Helicopter Ejector Seat

umm that was a smart blonde because most helicopters that were made by the USSR durring the cold war contained ejector seats and saved hundreds of lives.

when the ejection lever was pulled the blades on the helicoptor also brake away alowing the pilot to shoot up and out safely.

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