The ultimative Accessoires for an virile Ambulance

[Contadinella]

Thanks to a mail from a friend I found the ultimative gadgets every ambulance has to have.

Sorry to say, it is not available in flashing lights, yet.

http://www.bullsballs.com/realbig/truckballs.html

And

http://www.bullsballs.com/redneck/horn/index.html

Available in 2 varieties:

Redneck Horn

What the hell was that maneuver?

What race are you in Shithead?

Son of a Bitch!

Get the hell out of my way!

Are you Freakin blind?

Drivers License, You ought to get one, asswipe!

Put the cell phone down Dickhead.

You're a goddam moron!

Slow down dumbass Wal-mart's open all night!

Hey Hognuts, Who taught you how to drive?

OR

Redneck Naghorn

Why don't you slow the hell down?

What's wrong moron! Can't you stop and ask directions?

Are you freakin blind?

Stop the dam car, Walmart is having a sale!

Turn signal is still on, you old fart!

Pick a lane instead of your nose!

This ain't Daytona, and you aint no Dale Earnhardt!

Pull over and buy me something!

You den't my fender and I'll dent your forehead!

Drivers license... you oughta get one dumbass!

Sound samples available at this homepage.

Conta

[spenac]

If only you could make them blast out the siren. Bet get peoples attn.

[Chief1C]

If only you could make them blast out the siren. Bet get peoples attn.

With a soldering gun and some needle nose pliers, anything is possible.

[mrmeaner]

Slow down dumbass Wal-mart's open all night!

Hey Hognuts, Who taught you how to drive?

:sign5:

My brother's getting one for Christmas!!!

[kyle308]

lol a tanker engine in the next town has a pair of those huge swinging chrome nuts.....hell of a sight to watch it go around a corner code 3 balls a waggin

[WestSideBorderPatrol]

Haha, actually in Maryland they were trying to either pass a law or they did pass a law banning the selling of the balls.

[cyetternremtp]

That figures....take away the joy of driving.

[Asysin2leads]

Man, as if having an oversized truck wasn't enough to display your lack of confidence in your manhood. Why don't you just have a banner that says "I AM WORRIED ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY GENITALIA AND INABILITY TO CONNECT WITH THE OPPOSITE AND/OR SAME SEX FOR THE PURPOSES OF RECREATIONAL INTERCOURSE"

I guess I just prefer to have 'em between my legs and not on my truck. I feel sorry for all the others, though.

[Scaramedic]

Man, as if having an oversized truck wasn't enough to display your lack of confidence in your manhood. Why don't you just have a banner that says "I AM WORRIED ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY GENITALIA AND INABILITY TO CONNECT WITH THE OPPOSITE AND/OR SAME SEX FOR THE PURPOSES OF RECREATIONAL INTERCOURSE"

I guess I just prefer to have 'em between my legs and not on my truck. I feel sorry for all the others, though.

That should be painted on every Hummer sold to the public, by law.