Jess

you are all wrong the mythbusters did this and yes cigarettes will start a fire cell phones will not, and if you rub nylon stockings fast enough they can spark too.

sorry I don't use mythbusters as a resource for anything. Its a cool show to watch but when they try to tell you that a cellphone at the gas pump will not cause an explosion? Its been in the news, see article i posted above. SO I dont put much faith into what they say on Mythbusters.

Yes Michael time for you to find a new fetish

Thanks for that. I'll revert to using smoke-signals, then!

Also Michael you need to stop wearing your nylon stockings too because those can cause a spark :bom:

Thats pretty interesting! Its weird how smoking at the gas pump doesn't do harm but just your cellphone ringing can be deadly.[/font:8830ead02a]

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such anger lol!

wow! :shock:

25....the beer question threw me off.

When i was in the hospital, thats all they gave me was Fentanyl and to me it caused just as much drowsiness, a drop in vitals, and nausea as some of the others. But everyone is different. Just thought I would share

WOW! :shock: nothing like a little chuckle first thing in the morning :wink:

Why am I always attracted to these posts that have "Redneck" in them somewhere? Lol guilty conscious I suppose :roll:

Lol! Thats hilarious! Too bad they dont really talk like that in Tennessee lol! Well wait, i've lived in the Memphis and Knoxville areas and they dont talk like that. Thats more up in the mountains in Eastern TN they talk like that. :roll:

CARTOON- You're a person who can juggle several balls at the same time to complete all the tasks

in your busy life. But you enjoy escaping back to your happy childhood for a moment.

Only problem with is, my cartoon on my phone is kind of twisted and demented lol! so I'm wondering if the above still applies to me

Wow Lol! too funny! Terri what is it with you and your redneck jokes lately?

Lol girl power all the way! that was actually very touching. I'm very hormonal this week and that made me shed a couple tears. laugh it up guys!

One item of correction. In South Jersey, the ambulances are not staffed by 2 emergency medical technicians. They are staffed by 1 emergency medical technician (hopefully), a driver, a co-driver, 2 cadets, four ride alongs, and the family dog.

LOL! I think its a bad thing when you mention this and it reminds me of an incident I came across, or maybe it came across me. not sure. :roll:

Oh my, topless model :twisted:

haha thats funny! I guess the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, so my score is 43 lol!

Looks like I'm paying property taxes for HELL!

it may be just 8am but Taco Hell sounds HELLA good right now! I might just go for the border

Lol thats funny! wonder why cats hate water? hmmmm

I thought this was pretty funny

You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If...[/font:3967704036]

# your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.

# you have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.

# your firehouse has wheels.

# you've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.

# Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk.

# you've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground.

# at least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January.

# your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.

# you don't own a Dalmatian, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.

# you've ever walked through a Christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.

# your rescue truck can smoke the tires.

# your department's name is misspelled on the equipment.

# your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.

# dispatch can't mention your name without laughing.

# the local news crew won't put your department on TV because you embarrassed them last time.

# your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.

# you've ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.

# your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.

# your pumper smokes more than the house fire.

# the only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.

oh come on this was supposed to be a funny thing and now you guys are turning all serious

I received this in an email and thought it would be fun to share! hope you all like it!

Official Announcement:

The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its emblem

from an Donkey to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the

Party's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,

destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a

sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

:laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: That is HILARIOUS!!! Kind of makes you wonder what is really talked about and what they really do while your under anesthesia for surgery? lol!