Jess

I live in central IL as well and will start school at AMT on Tuesday for my basic. But as ladyEMT says, unless your a medic, there is nothing here. Basics here work in the ER, private companies, or are wheelchair van drivers. Nothing wrong with any of the above, but your better off going for your Intermediate and Paramedic if your looking for time on the rigs and more interaction with pts. Although, I know of a company down in Taylorville, IL that is in dire need of basics on their trucks. Its called Dunns, I can get more info if you would like me to. feel free to PM me if you'd like. But either path you choose, best of luck to you!

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

I received this in an email and got a kick out of it and thought you guys might too! Enjoy!

Just remember Brandi, unintelligent people equals job security

damn she uses a condom to perform that particular act? forget that, its more fun without! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Snotty Apple-chunks

haha that sounds YUMMY! :roll:

and Jess's Spork

his penguin collection

of the Rockies.

The Administrator then

use of condoms

Cap'n Val Jailbait

fits me well considering nobody ever believes me when i tell them my age haha!

and kidnapped Jess

just like Ruffems.

So he went

broccoli and cheese

Jess because she

LOL! I would hope he does.

So Jess, Is it ok if I call the US the United States of Americania?

haha that would be cool with me!

Alright Anthony, Your name is coming up in my next therapy appointment for my addictions. This just got added to my addictions! lol

I'm not sure. Why can't you spell Canada?

Lol! He knows how to spell Canada but just for fun, people pronounce it CANADIA

Brent's hot sexyness

and the butt.

long armpit hair

guys holding hands

yelled shocked Terri.

(terri is trying to stop the thread! haha!)

but were lovers