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  1. Man, I like this a lot...Though I don't bow my head to a religion, I'm finding that some philosophies can often create the same effect. Not with demands for demonstrations of subservience, use of threats, or promises, but instead from the much simpler power of honesty and insight... “Due to attachment, anger, and foolishness, I have committed numberless mistakes in speech, deed and thought. I bow my head and repent. I vow from today to begin anew, to live day and night in mindfulness,...

  2. Man, sorry it took me so long to do the friend thing...until I figured out who you were it never even occurred to me to add someone named billygoatpete...what the hell??

  3. Man. This seems to be so true! I don't know how it works, but it does seem in my life to work that way... "What you Love you empower. What you fear you empower. What you empower, you attract." (unknown)

  4. Marc Moebis I'm a little disappointed that on June 6th, the anniversary of D-Day, there has been NOTHING on TV to show tribute to the day. When the hell did "The History Channel" veer so far off course? When did "American Pickers" become history? If I wanted to see pointless garbage like this, I'd watch "The Learning Channel" (ironically enough). Once again, television has failed me. So to all the soldiers who gave so much on that day of days, I suggest we all raise a glass tonight, and pay...

  5. Mardi Gras in southern Louisiana...no posts made beyond this point should be considered without that in mind...Just sayin'..

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    2. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      BEADS!!

      I wished I could have hit the French Quarter when I was working down in Nawlins! Unfortunately, we were sequestered in Baton Rouge....

    3. rat115

      rat115

      Don't do ANYTHING that I wouldn't do. :D

      Enjoy!!!

    4. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Well, that just took all the 'fun' out of it! ROFLMAO

  6. Married? Married?? Without letting us vet your potential mate? Oh hell...nothing good can come from this... (Kisses girl, and wishes for the most amszing and wonderful life from the Womacks'in Colorado)

  7. MG...no worries babe...the drama eventually fines a new path when you choose not to play...unless your a hot chick..in which case, you're screwed...

  8. No worries brentoli....relax, take your time, it'll be a breeze..

  9. Off to work at my new location. Travel up from 45hrs door to door to 60ish hours...I couldn't be more thrilled... :-) Love you all...see you on FB in a few days!

  10. Oh hell, never mind, don't have the bandwidth to load chat...

  11. Oh, My, God! In New Orleans and just ate my first meal in ages that didn't come in some type of white container!! The most yummiest patty melt ever created with human hands...I'm not sure, but I think I may have just had a tastegasm...No, I'm not kidding...not even a little bit...Really...

    1. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Wait until you try things like crawfish pie, jambalaya, gumbo and crawfish po' boy! I don't know too much about crawfish etouffee, but I'm game to try it!

    2. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      Yum... patty melts are fabulous! I LOVE those. Major change from food out on assignment, eh?

  12. Ok, it's official. I'm tired of taking care of myself. I want to go home now....

    1. FireMedic65

      FireMedic65

      call 911 like everyone else does :P

    2. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Is this where I get to insert the "Suck it up, Princess" comment? ROFLMAO

    3. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      Awww does wittle Dwaynie want his baba? LOL just kidding Bro. Homesickness sucks, I feel for you.

  13. Ok, so I'm going to admit going in to being in kind of a shitty mood...but still... If you're being constantly judged because you have tattoos, or big boobs, or are fatter than average, or your clothes are too tight. If people are constantly effected by these qualities about you first, then maybe you aren't really given them anything else to work with, right?? I've spent my entire life around people with visible tattoos and the only ones that were ever judged because of them, to the best of...

  14. Ok, this is my "I hate Qantas Airlines" story.. (Foz, surely you've gotten naked with someone from Qantas at the supervisor level or above? Any 'ins' with Qantas to help a Brother out?) First trip out they lost my bags for three days. Swore they never had them, never saw them, had no responsibility. Nearly ten hours on the phone between them and American Airlines when, on the third day, I get this amazingly sexy young girl voice on the phone at Quantas and she says, "Mr. Womack? Yeah, you'r...

  15. One last trip to the kitchen before going to sleep, and it reminded me of one of the best parts of Thanksgiving.... Eating the leftover whipped cream our of the can/tub! It rocks, right??

  16. One more day and a wake-up!! Look out Babs...I hope you've been taking your vitamins..

  17. One of the up sides to having a son with autism? Having someone in the household that thinks that untangling Christmas lights is one of the coolest things ever...and friggin' rocks at it.... After doing his third or fourth strand that began the evening looking like giant, green, hairballs..."There you go! Ready for some more!" I swear, hearing that is like a decor-gasm, as I couldn't hate doing it any worse than I do..

    1. Emergency Laughter

      Emergency Laughter

      How much does Dylan charge? Can you put him on a plane tonight!? I have a huge box of lights that somehow became giant, green, hairballs since last year. You know Dwayne, he could make enough money each year to put himself through college. Do you know how many people throw away working green hairballs every year out of sheer frustration? Food for thought...

  18. Per Beautiful miss Lee.. "Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.~Unknown" Perfect, right?

  19. Per my friend Cam... "The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't handle seeing a photo of him shot in the face. Come on, television has desensitized us to violence, and porn has desensitized us to people getting shot in the eye...."

  20. Quoted from the openly gay team on the Amazing Race..."There are some things that The Gays (direct quote) are just naturally good at...and balloon animals is one of them..." 'The Gays', genetically superior balloon animal creators... Why did I laugh at this for ten minutes? No idea...But it's friggin' hilarious...

  21. Richard retired? At your young age? Good God...Fire is truly going to the dogs now...

  22. Say, do I have any kids on my page, or any adults who's kids might read my page? You may not have noticed, but I sometimes like to post questionable stuff...just curious. I'm almost certain that I don't, but not sure..

    1. Bieber

      Bieber

      Well, I'm still a child at heart...

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