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If you're talking Blade Runner, I'll take Priss.... PC

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.....

We use, if I understand correctly, this method to secure a patient that is already secured to a LSB into a basket for low angle rescue. 20ft x 1 inch strap. PC

I'm not asking for a lifetime of love and devotion, a few hours once or twice a week would be fine with me... PC

Because it is so much more fun to blame Fire.. PC

OK, I can attest, she is HOT!!! If you need to be married for a year or so, sounds good to me!! PC

Contact NAEMT.ORG They might be able to put you in touch with a nearby class. PC

Louise, you can't send pics on this site. You'll have to send them thru me, "The offical picture forwarder". PC

Did anyone notice this at the bottom of the page?? "The Stat Kit 900 contains oxygen, a hazardous material. There will be a $30 hazmat fee added to your shipping costs. Please note: A filled oxygen cylinder cannot be shipped via Air. If you are requesting express shipping of your Stat Kit, the sylinder will be drained prior to shipment. Or, the full cylinder can be removed from your Stat Kit and shipped via Ground." This kit is going on an airplane, correct?? PC

Usually it is one of my neighbors contacting me after some kind of a chainsaw incident. I keep some pads and gauze on hand and say, "Yes, I'd go and get it looked at." PC

Good luck guy... Hang in there... PC

I have Chiqueta Banana stickers on my back window, but it's the hula girl on the dash that gets me out of tickets...... PC

"Why Won't You Die" by System of a Down

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff ..... God, does this so fit me today!!! PC

Thanks for the feedback everyone. I'll be taking the class in Evansville Indiana. I'm presently pre-reading the text and it's very interesting, not something that will be tossed in a cabinet in my library. Thanks all, PC

Real men die with a lit camel in their lips...... God, I want a smoke right now, and it's been 3 yrs.. PC

I am SO glad my ex didn't think of this... Women are mean....... PC

Hi all. I needed more hours, so I signed up for a PHTLS class. It's a 2 day affair, and looks interesting. Has anyone had any experience with these classes? Thanks, PC

Thanks for the great ideas!! Keep 'um coming.. i like to crank it up, disturbed, 9 inch nails, evanescence, ect. I've got enough space for maybe 300 more songs. Thanks again, PC

Start doing heroin.. Just kidding. I used patches, but I didn't have any success until maybe the 3rd time I used them. You really have to want to quit. The patches didn't make the cravings go away, I just didn't feel like killing anyone to take their smokes away from them. Watch the jelly bean thing, it is so easy to put on 25-35 lbs, even without adding anything to your diet to compensate for the smokes. Also, take the money you would spend on the smokes, put it in a sealed can, and after a year, take a week cruise someplace. You'll have plenty of money. Good luck buddy. PC P.S. Meaningless sex with lots of nameless women is a much better self destructive behavior then smoking.

Now, that's funny. I just use it per the instructions, and use rain x windshield washer fluid. If my windshield is fairly clean, I don't have to use wipers.

Rain X, when applied properly, it the best thing since sliced bread. When living in AZ, I took my windshield wipers off my POV after using it. Good stuff.

The History Channel has a program on this subject, I'm watching it right now. It's "Mega Disasters : Earthquake in the Heartland". Very interesting. Basically, we are screwed if "The BIG ONE" hits. We will never be prepared for a disaster of this magnitude. The best we can hope for is a well organised response to individual issues that come up. Count on the Government to bail you out? That is all we do these days, count on someone else to save out butts. How many of you have 2-3 weeks of food and water stored, blankets and wood enough to keep you from freezing should the power and/or gas supplys fail? I lived in Los Angeles and worked for a utility there. I've read the contingency plans for when "The Big One" hits there, and buddy, you had better be able to take care of yourself for at least 2 weeks. Not to mention the looting and fighting for what is left of available food supplies. As for myself, I have the stores of food, fuel and firearms to supply protection and wildlife food for me and mine. In my opinion, that is about as prepared as an individual can be while waiting for an unknown "Big One" to hit.

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts I ever saw was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one." The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too." "I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch."

I'm putting this in the "Health" category since it vagely fits there. Please list a few songs I might put on my IPOD to listen to while on the treadmill. Something with a good beat to keep me going after mile 3.. Thanks, PC