angelfriggie

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented, "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."T he blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme.

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!" Bob took the money.

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when... Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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LMAO!!!!!

wings

all ican say is EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

mudd

coast

i know i try to clear my mind sometimes slow relaxing music can help me fall asleep

hehe....that was funny.....

north

happy belated birthday north!

OMG! LMAO!!!!