angelfriggie

money

me either

idiot

wow :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: i cannot believe people

dancing

pride

wow :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

honor

LMAO!!!!!!! I AGREE!!!!

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run

i tried to sign the guestbook but my computer wont let me i hope she is doing ok she will be in my prayers

lightning

humid

girls

i will never tell

party

science

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around himself. The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied, "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

Q: What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A: A hundred dollar bill.

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: When they lay on their backs they're both screwed!

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. "I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. "You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde. "I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed. "I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!" The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".