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looks good. its a good thing that you use i "old" topic to show it to us. or some people would have a huge fit. :roll: :roll:

that was great

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lol

Thank for the link!

What was last years joke? :? :?

my hobbit name is Popo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern my elven name is Huor Elensar nice to see you all

I do not work with regular a ambulance I work with a volley rescue squad ( the squad serves 3 rural towns), I am the only emt on the squad, The only training I have is the training that I got with my emt class. So Idid not have any field training. The rescue van is in Wolverton I live in comstock about 5 miles south of Wolverton the call was 2 miles west of Comstock. I went to the scene in pov to get there faster

I am wondering what your first call that you when on (not ride alongs)

we did not use the brady book for the class so not every use brady books. not every rollover is the same. in this case it was less sever than most slow speed no eoth seat belt was on for rollovers this one was not as bad as most as for no c spine in hind site i most likely should of done more to try to get him to get back boarded but he did not any help so we could not do much

good boots are a must!

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Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." 26. Climb things. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs". 29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover." 31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them. 32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. 33. Take bets on the battle from above. 34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. 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ok i am sorry about it first post being a little hard to i was up way to late 1 this was my first call as a volley as as new emt-b the only other calls i had were just ride alongs 2 why no c spine wen i get there the pt was up and walking around no head and back pain we was wearing a seat belt at the time of the mva the only wound he had was a small cut on his head we were going to have him sign a release but the "local" ambo got there and got him until the ambo came i was the only emt there when the first state trooper that got there was also a emt the car was upside down but other than that was in good conditions no extrication was needed i hope that this clears things up

i had my real first call tonight around 11:00 cst mva roll over just the driver and he only a had minor cut on his head transport by ambo ( i am volley with a non transport rescue squad) i was the first emt /first responder on scene we did not had to have a collar or back boarding so what do you all think i know that i still have a lot to learn and hopefully not the hard way

whats that i lost mine a long time ago i hope to find it soon

take a look http://www.jobpredictor.com/

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ok next time i will the spell check next time :oops: :oops: :oops: May I suggest black fabric, with black thread yes you may and next time i will match the thread and fabric a i can see orange better in less light than black I'm a volunteer too.. Please don't make us all look like the common whacker I am not trying to make any one look like a common whacker and as soon as i get jump / trauma / emt bag what ever you want to call it real sorry about the spelling

why do you say that the name "bat belt " or the pouch for gloves or maybe for the stethoscope what right now i do not have a jump / trauma / emt bag an i am a vollenter with a small recue squad so i need so thing that i can pick up and go with and i glad you like it

ty help looks like a very neat program

here are some pics of my "bat belt" all off the pouches are home made and no i do not wear it ever where please tell me what you think and what if any pouches i should add

what was "saved" ? i am guessing a paramedic tv show am i right ?

lol lol thats great :toothy7: :wav:

I finaly got my nremt leter in the mail today i passed

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttt very cool