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Making Sense of Colors and Shapes in the Toilet


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#1 Emergency Laughter

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 10:35 PM

So how many people missed that it was World Toilet Day yesterday? I know I did.
Came across this article on NPR, I know it sounds like a bad acid trip, but it's not. It's good information that can be used to....ah....strike up a conversation with a patient that.....ah....needs reassurance. Yea, that's it.

How many people knew there was a Bristol Stool Chart? NOOOO it's not furniture....
Read the article...you'll use the info at some point in your career.

http://www.npr.org/b...=1&f=1128&sc=tw

Stay regular people,

Mike
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:28 PM

A great gift idea, I may just get a set of mugs for folks for Christmas!!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:29 PM

Good shit....


PS.. I read your book and loved it. Did you REALLY blow dart your partner? Laughed till I peed
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#4 Emergency Laughter

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 03:32 AM

Good shit....


PS.. I read your book and loved it. Did you REALLY blow dart your partner? Laughed till I peed


Good shit indeed!

Thank you for reading the book, glad you enjoyed it! Did I really? ah...I didn't mean to...it just kinda...happened. Shocked the shit outta me...I think it was #4 #5 and #7 on the Bostic stool chart.
I don't know why, but incontinence seems to be a reoccuring reaction for my readers...I could think of worse tho.
I wouldn't be offended if you wrote a review on the site you got it publicly announcing your little accident after reading it...
Thanks again,
Mike

A great gift idea, I may just get a set of mugs for folks for Christmas!!


Dennis, MUGS? They got Bostic Stool Chart mugs?! How did I miss that? I know some very constipated people on my xmas list...
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#5 Chief1C

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 10:32 AM

The taste of urine? Ohhhh that is so gross... and #6, Black. Go stomach ulcers!
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